JBru

[Apple Lamps @lamps_apple]

“You see, down South, we don’t deal with all that tomfoolery that y’all are dealing with over there in New York City, California, Maine, Minnesota, or any of those woke states. We don’t deal with that.

You see, around these parts, yeah, around these parts, we believe in God, guns, and butter, and in that order.

God, and His name is Jesus Christ. Let’s not be confused.

Pretty much all of us concealed carry. There will be no “entering into every household in America.” That part. Catch it.

And we love to eat, so we put butter on everything. And I mean everything. That part.

And I did not mention it, but let me be very, very clear: God, guns, butter, but also, we are very, very commonsense and patriotic.

See, unlike Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson, we know what a woman is. That part.

And there will be American flags flying in everybody’s yard, okay? So, if you have a problem with that, you may not want to move down South.

Yes, the homes are cheaper, but they look just as good as those high-priced homes y’all are paying for up North and on the East and West Coasts. That part.

We’re comfortable classifying all the white boys in the Cajun Navy as our friends. That part.

You see, when the tornadoes and hurricanes happen, they come on through, and they don’t care what color the hand is that they’re helping. That part.

Our men are not emasculated. At least around these parts, they ain’t.

And chivalry sure enough ain’t dead.

And last but not least, we believe in keeping our babies around here, okay?

So, I lied to your oddball over there: You will not be entering into every household in America. And all that yelling and screaming in pro-lifers’ faces around these parts doesn’t work.

You feel me? Because we hit back. That part.

God bless. Welcome to the South.”

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

It’s really a shame that many of us lose our grandparents too early in our own lives when we’re not yet ready to ask them all of the valuable lessons they’ve learned from being the greatest generation.

[Blake Niemann @Blakes_Take2]

D-backs pitcher Ryan Thompson, who is a proclaimed Christian, spoke on the MLB warning SF Giants players who wrote Bible verses on Pride Night caps:

"I think there's a perceived negativity with this stuff. Landen Roupp wrote a verse on his hat that means he's anti something. That doesn't mean that. It means that he's pro something. So the rainbow means something to him. It means that he believes in the Noahic Covenant being something that's special to us as Christians."

[Emotion & Music @Emotion78687]

This man’s music is still being discovered many decades later. Thank you Christopher

[JBru @JBru1969]

@DaleJr Got my Dale Yeah!!! At Texas Roadhouse!! Good stuff!!

[JBru @JBru1969]

@DirtyMoMedia @DaleJr we do the friendly over the steering wheel wave where I am from too! Doesn’t matter if you know the person or not!👋🏽

[JBru @JBru1969]

@Kenny_Wallace I’ve been there! Definitely a sight to see!!!

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

🔴 BREAKING:

The regime in Iran has now confessed that the IRGC mistakenly bombed an Iranian school yesterday, killing many children.

To all the legacy media and pro regime influencers who peddled your fake news:

RETRACT and DELETE.

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Can you remember the last time Americans agreed on anything like this?

83% support in today’s America is insane.

Voter ID is good for all Americans.

(Except crooked politicians)

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

President Trump: “Stand if you agree: The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens.”

*Democrats remain seated*

[Bobby Witt Jr @BwittJr]

Truly an honor!! ❤️❤️

[Freddie Kraft @FreddieKraft]

Enjoy your ice cream Harry.

RIP Robert Duvall

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The US Senate has just FAILED to advance the DHS funding bill, which means DHS will likely shutdown tomorrow night

Fetterman was the lone Democrat to vote in favor.

These idiots aren’t shutting down ICE, because ICE is FULLY FUNDED for the year.

They’re shutting down the Coast Guard, TSA, Cybersecurity agencies, and more. Democrats are putting our country at risk for PURE POLITICS.

Disgusting.

[Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh]

🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Greg Gutfeled GOES HAYWIRE after Jessica Tarlov sets him off!

"We had dozens of American deaths where YOU DIDN'T SAY SH*T." 🔥

"I’m absolutely BORED by this. I’m bored by the Nazi stuff, bored by the 'concerned' people in the media that weren't concerned when innocent women were R*PED AND M*RDERED, who didn’t CARE about the 57 who died under Obama!"

"You deserve NO attention on this. You deserve NO credibility on this!"

"It seems like you're ready for another one. You had Renee Good, that went for a couple of weeks. You had this guy, went for a week or so. You're gonna need a third one!"

"I don't care about any of this performance anymore, Jessica. It's done. And you know what? Neither does Trump. People are voting for the law. They want the law."

"If you wanna cry about m*rders and r*pists, DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME!" @greggutfeld

🫳🎤🔥🔥

[JBru @JBru1969]

@DaleJr Separate Ways by Journey! Remember when they played that while announcing the starting line up!?!

[Farm Girl Carrie™️👩‍🌾 @FarmGirlCarrie]

‘How to Not Get Your A** Kicked by Police’

~ Chris Rock

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

I just tested this personally and it’s completely true.

Calling “Sweet Angel Child Care” in Minnesota immediately connects you to Tim Walz’s office.

Is there direct coordination between these fraudulent centers and Walz? This needs a full investigation.
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