⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️

I don’t tweet a lot. Jokes are life. ⚽️⚾️ 🏀Free Agent. #TheEmperor

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

Put in QB2 #LSU

We can all see it.

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

$40 trillion in debt is a burden we’re shifting onto every young American before they even have a say in it, but we can change that.

My Six Penny Plan cuts $400 billion by trimming six cents off every dollar the federal government spends. In 5 years, the budget would be balanced.

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

Now that the NFL is on Netflix I want mics all over the field. Let me hear what the players are saying to each other. Couldn’t do that on network TV. #NFL

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

Can’t wait for the One Juror Netflix doc to come out on the Lindsay Clancy trial.

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@TomCruise

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@TaraBull Is the coal in the room with us now?

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

Haaland the Carpathian #norway #worldcup

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@prmade313raised Frank Gore, Willis McGahee

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@MrBeast 741,776

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@perpsmanX Someone got ALL the child vaccines

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@altafiberstatus Internet SUX. If you have a choice, choose anyone else. @Starlink would be a viable option. Buyer beware with crappy altafiber.

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Your cows are putting carbon into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "Where did they get it?"

Activist: "What?"

Farmer: "The carbon. Where did the cow get it before it put it anywhere."

Activist: "From... eating?"

Farmer: "From eating grass. And where did the grass get it."

Activist: "The soil?"

Farmer: "The air. The grass pulled it out of the air last spring. The cow ate the grass. The cow breathed some of it back out. It went back into the air it came from."

Activist: "But it's still going into the atmosphere."

Farmer: "It's going back. There's a difference between a thing going somewhere and a thing going back. You've described a circle and you're frightened of it."

Activist: "Then just don't have the cow."

Farmer: "The grass still dies in autumn. It rots where it falls. The carbon goes back into the air either way, just without anyone getting fed in the middle."

Activist: "It's not that simple."

Farmer: "It's grass, cow, breath, grass. Or it's grass, rot, air, grass. Same circle, fewer dinners. If that's complicated for you I'd stay away from the water cycle. That one's got clouds in it."

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@natebargatze

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@interesting_aIl “Allegedly”

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@JillianMichaels He must be able to set the dyslexia to 1.5x speed.

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

You know your wife is hooked on #killtony when she asks why William Montgomery isn’t closing the show! @TonyHinchcliffe

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

So glad the #royalrumble was in Saudi Arabia so no one could see it live.#week

[⚡️SomeoneCalledJB⚡️ @JBtotheBeat]

@nicksortor Why is he talking to Rory McIlroy?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Once again…

I am convinced all of the $38 trillion of National Debt is due to fraud.

From fraudulent benefits schemes, fraudulent wars, fraudulent climate initiatives, fraudulent foreign aid, fraudulent scams by our politicians and on and on…

Americans are being robbed.

[Jeff Dye @JeffDye]

😂. Who made this. This is great.