Juan Fernandez

[Juan Fernandez @JCFdezPell]

@colbertlateshow #hewhoshallbenamed Il Douchee

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

How do you make a boring person fun? http://t.co/d9BsCYsO3N #mcconnelling http://t.co/6IChUgcnmM

[Juan Fernandez @JCFdezPell]

#mcconelling How about a little hip-hop: "Insane in the Brain" by Cypress Hill

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Brian Lowry @blowryontv]

"Today" show producers, in unison: "I can't believe we're losing to these guys." #Oscars #oscarsredcarpet

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Does anyone else think that Cate Blanchett looks like a sexy Gozer? #Oscars #WeMissYouHaroldRamis

[Juan Fernandez @JCFdezPell]

#AmazingRace Is it just me or is Travis one of the biggest douchebags in AR? Nicole's no prize, but has the man said kind word one to her?

[Juan Fernandez @JCFdezPell]

In your Top 10 Nonfiction Books you should have included "Ninety Percent of Everything" by Rose George. Best book of the year

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

"I'm on a BOAT!" -- Dzhokhar

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

He and his brother will harm no one again. And that is something to give thanks for. Love and care to the families of the dead and maimed.

[Mo Rocca @MoRocca]

Let the uncle have at him first.

[Harry Shearer @theharryshearer]

New Mercedes ad: "a ride so smooth, you won't even notice running over your brother!"

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Hey, @SethMacFarlane? You did a great job. #Oscars

[Juan Fernandez @JCFdezPell]

@Nightline Adele just beats JHud and Shirley. Babs? Fuggedaboutit!

[The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers]

Am I the only one who thinks this should've been a duet with Ice T? #memories #oscars

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Oh man, for a minute we were sure that was Seth MacFarlane in drag. The real Babs is a nice consolation prize, tho #oscars

[The Sklar Brothers @SklarBrothers]

If Shirley Bassey's in this In Memorium package how much of a mind f*ck would that be? #oscars #mnight

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, it's Shirley Bassey, then bulk erase everything else, then Adele. Wow. #Oscars

[Byron Yee byronyee.eth @byronyee]

After the Les Miz performance on the #Oscars, I half expected PBS to cut in with a pledge drive.