Jeremy Bartels

He's a fool's fool.

[Jeremy Bartels @JCNB1]

"Wer Werte will, soll zum Arzt gehen."

[jønny @jonnycollage]

There is a Burger King in Nuremburg that was a Nazi Power Station and still has the outline of a Reichsadler on the outside.

[Colin @colinarmis]

the best graffiti i have ever seen in my life at the library today

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

Watched this clip again on YouTube and completely forgot about the live segment right after the clip plays

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Forrest Gump: the FBI gave me a pistol and told me to shoot a man named Malcolm X they said he was a mean man saying rude things about white people even other blacks like minister farrakhan thought he needed a spanking

Me: *checking watch* where is this fucking bus dude

[Jeet Heer @HeerJeet]

“I love the great open spaces where boys are boys, and men are men, and women are – are – are – mirrors, reflecting the marvelous beauty of nature’s handiwork.” – Castor Oyl, January 27, 1929

[🛃 @prolejacketgape]

one of those wonderful nancies that makes reference to a broadly understood part of mid century american life that’s near totally cryptic today

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

can everyone like & retweet this picture of my cat when she was a kitten? I have a lot of dental work I need done & I want Elon to pay for it.

[Jeremy Bartels @JCNB1]

@lionel_trolling Happy to see your Kölsch appreciation

[James @exhaustdata]

Dad at swim lessons this morning was reading an NYRB classic deep cut (Sigizmund Krzhizhanovsky) but I’m not threatened by him because that’s a writer I’ve heard of

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Patrick is a 34-year-old orangutan at the Metro Richmond Zoo who recently became an online sensation after a video of him tying a perfect double knot went viral.

To celebrate his birthday, the zoo gifted him a royal cloak, which he tied neatly on his own 🦧

[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude

[APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL @APCON_MAG]

Mitch Larkin has an uncanny knack for knowing when someone will become famous. But when he hedges his bets on a risky asset—the volatile Syd Morris—Mitch realizes he’s met his match.

MEAT PUPPETS, by Hannah Smart

5.5.26

Available for preorder now:
https://t.co/oOmQ5Mdq7Q

[Granta @GrantaMag]

Granta was saddened to hear of Alexander Kluge’s death. In honour of his life and work, we have lifted the paywall on his essay for Granta, ’Today We Just Say Germany’.

https://t.co/gnxIo1Ys6n

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Sorry to hear that happened to you man. Maybe some kind of hugely expensive vertical farming scheme could help you — and revitalize our city’s downtown core

[Jeremy Bartels @JCNB1]

@CHRISF0GLE Bluesky gets a bad rep on here, but it truly is less combative and way less fashy. You might consider it.

[Hannah Smart @fowlinghantod]

New flash fiction ⬇️

[Jeremy Bartels @JCNB1]

@CHRISF0GLE In some countries, they are

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

Jasper Johns at the Gagosian

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Obama chuckled. "You mean the Chaos Emeralds?"

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

One of those jokes that shapes your sense of humor for the rest of your life.