John Warner

50/50 digital marketing/swearing at politics. Opinions: ill-informed but relatively eloquent. I done a book: Not a nuclear submarine.

[John Warner @JCPWarner]

In times like these we must all rememember:

"Love thy neighbour as though cephalopods were alien intelligences set to rise from the dark abyssal seas to enslave humankind."

[Steve Jones @antoniosteve]

Wales - Labour - Is helping children eat.
Scotland - SNP - Is helping children eat.
Northern Ireland - Coalition - Is helping children eat.

England - Tories - Let them starve.

Spot the odd one out.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

Tory MPs just voted to plunge a million children into hunger.

Britain has the wealth, resources and ability to ensure every single child has enough food. Imposing hunger on them is an act of violence.

[AM @Andr6wMale]

Ooh, just in time for Christmas: "Are there no prisons? Are there no workhouses?"

[Declassified UK @declassifiedUK]

Revealed: The UK government has surreptitiously given £450,000 from its aid budget to establish an ‘anti-corruption’ coalition in Venezuela that is run by – and partners with – individuals and groups opposed to the Venezuelan government.

https://t.co/RG9LpizKKK

[Green & Black Cross - Join us on Bluesky/ Insta @GBCLegal]

🚨URGENT CALL OUT: if you are a @GBCLegal, LDMG or @SistersUncut trained legal observer and available at 3pm today to monitor policing of a protest at the Nigerian High Commission about the killing of #EndSARS protestors in Lagos, email [email protected]

[Reuters @Reuters]

Manchester United striker Odion Ighalo says he is ashamed of the Nigerian government following reports that soldiers opened fire on protesters in the Lekki district of Lagos https://t.co/LB4jFxWVUp

[Sh3lby @Sh3lby118]

@BBradley_Mans Tax Payers pay Ben's Mortgage on his 2nd London Home.
Pay him to furnish and heat it.
Pay him and his childrens Travel expenses to London.
Pay his subsidies for HOC restaurants & bars.
He gets to Starve children for the privilege of his Freebies.

[John Warner @JCPWarner]

@groovegenerator @nickwilsdon It turns out the next big thing should have been the first big thing if it wasn't for organisations having the turning circle of an oil tanker and agility of me after a rough night's sleep?

[Kenneth Olumuyiwa Tharp CBE, FRSA @KennethTharp]

Listen up... 🇳🇬 #EndSars

[jewdⒶs // ייִדהודה @jewdas]

This lad is just having the best week. First everyone got to see his cool tattoos and now it turns out his dad is still alive ❤️

[Roxanne Khamsi @rkhamsi]

The 3 stages of reporting:
1. Overeagerness
2. Overreporting
3. Overeating

[Michael Legge @michaellegge]

That ruddy Sadiq Khan has forced Hammersmith Bridge to close, but don’t worry. You can still get across the Thames on Boris Johnson’s £53 million invisible garden bridge.

[Rita Dominic @ritaUdominic]

Keep tweeting about #EndSARS
Use all your social media platforms!
This injustice will not be hidden!
#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeraNOW #EndBadGoveranceInNigeria #ReformTheNigeriaPolice

[Dr Alex @Aleexxies]

Had my first patient refuse to see me because I’m Chinese. Insisted on a White team.

Seniors were amazing and stood up for me; the zero tolerance was made clear.

Still a really bitter pill to swallow...

#MedTwitter #FY1

[Dr Adam Rutherford @AdamRutherford]

And in an update on this week's 'this country has not only lost the plot, but denies the existence of the concept of a plot':

[John Warner @JCPWarner]

@djbmxo Exactly. Which is why I thought it would be obvious I was agreeing with her. Again, if it sounded like the opposite, I wasn't clear enough and for that I apologise.

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

Kids are already pretty dependent on people giving them food to be honest Ben, I don't think that's a fight you can win

[John Warner @JCPWarner]

@djbmxo I'm not going to argue beyond saying again that I was supporting people deciding how to promote or not the situation. If it came across that way, I apologise.

[John Warner @JCPWarner]

@EllaDecember I honestly didn't. I made a mistake in how I used the quote tweet.