Mary Magdalene XXX

Author of cum-to-Christ erotica "Jesus Christ: Porn Star". Tweeting every innuendo in the Bible, with commentary. #erotica #jesusfuckingchrist #satire #heathen

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5 of 5 stars to Jesus Banging Christ by Mary Magdalene https://t.co/ZZCDM3fUbQ

[The Tweetslinger @DALLASNITES]

#WhenHavingSexDontSay hold on, I'm going to put on some christian rock

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#WhenHavingSexDOSay https://t.co/H5VV7K3tJT

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Hats off to you, sir. https://t.co/IcsTOiRv9m

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@badlyshavedgirl ahoy!

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@RGColeman24 I was thinking about specializing in Fulfillment by Drone, does the book cover that?

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@RGColeman24 how does one get a Ph.D. in Amazon?

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#XmasTreeToppers

[CK @charley_ck14]

Baby Cheeses @KeshaTedder #XmasTreeToppers

[Hughesy #SaveOurNHS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Hughesy53]

#MakeMusicReligious Hey Judas...

[Nope, It's Gone @Joust_A_Minute]

#MakeMusicReligious
Allah 'bout that bass.

[Cinderrose @cinderrose]

Here Comes the Son #MakeMusicReligious

[CK @charley_ck14]

I Can't Feel My Faith When I'm With You #MakeMusicReligious

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Don't Jewish Your Girlfriend was Hot Like Me? #MakeMusicReligious

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#ImNotAMillionaireBecause Judas was a dumbass. Hey Centurion, I'll take your blood money!

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Just ask your disciples to stop calling me a whore, honey. #GiftIdeasForSidepieces

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Read some Jesus smut and stay nice and toasty in hell 🔥 #NovelSolutionsToStayWarm

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"The sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them." (Gen. 6:4) #bibleverse #AlienSexStockPhotographyIsTotallyAThing

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#ItConfusesMeWhen I sit on Santa's lap... why's he got such a big candy cane in his pocket?

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@bronsonjbarton yep, there's no justice in the world