Justin Careesi (Zeta variant)

Comedian / Musician / Ageless Space Wizard

[Justin Careesi (Zeta variant) @JCareesi]

@ericweinstein @Spotify @joerogan biden is probably not aware that any of this is happening. he just reads cue cards in between naps and spoonfuls of applesauce. there is no president

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weak sense of self-determination and not good with language

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

Researchers in my lab found that high agreeableness and low verbal iq powerfully predicted politically correct ideological belief https://t.co/Fs6glVMBS3

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@JackPosobiec she made 60 million dollars from making just *amazing* calls in the stock market

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@drnickgreiner some people haven't figured it out at all yet!

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@Timcast 👀

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@WaltzingMtilda do it

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@jordanbpeterson words are not effective against actions

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"misinformation"

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@RepLeeZeldin the root of it has been around for decades

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communism is bad

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@dinahashem_ wardle

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@lexfridman do you think maybe you're giving way too much benefit of the doubt by assuming he wants to to heal division? "divide and conquer" doesn't work if you're healing your targets

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@Snarq I have an app that deletes apps, an app that acquires apps, an app that displays app activity, an app that tells me to use my apps less and many apps that tell me to use my apps more but there is no app for TRUE LOVE

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@thismarknoyer that guy is gonna miss really badly

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@irene_tu I don't know if I count but my breakdown was about 13 months ago and I am still basically just sitting inside with a blanket and cocoa

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@thismarknoyer punctuation could make this go one way or the other real fast

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@dinahashem_ i tried (and failed) 90 times to set up comedy shows during california lockdowns so clearly I am too stupid to listen to God and flee to the wilderness

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@chelseaperetti don't overthink it: eat two to six at a time like mandarins

[Justin Careesi (Zeta variant) @JCareesi]

@roadsidephil most people are worthless heathens who have respect for neither God nor man and therefore are given to discarding pens at 88% ink capacity because "pens are cheap"