Phil Johnson

Comic and Musician, mediocre yet ambitious cook. New song "Asshole 2025" out now. Join my fan community free at the link below.

[Phil Johnson @roadsidephil]

"Asshole 2025" is out now! Listen on your favorite music streamer. Yes, it's about who you think it's about.

[Phil Johnson @roadsidephil]

Ever dreamed of a sunny park date where wine, cheese, and a fist to the face of fascism all fit on the blanket?
It's my new song "Picnic in the Sun (Punching Nazis)"!

Listen at https://t.co/pgXT9HIpLa

Press play on this hilarious, no-holds-barred summer jam and dig in.

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 07/14/2023 at 07:00 PM @ Laugh Boston in Boston, MA https://t.co/hkSDIudyNK #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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The official Designer Babies music video is out today! Watch the whole thing on YouTube: https://t.co/tPM6AHsPuI

Created with @KaiberAI

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/24/2023 at 07:30 PM @ Washington Inn Hotel in Oakland, CA https://t.co/M8eTY8VdBJ #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/16/2023 at 06:00 PM @ Big Dog Vineyards in Milpitas, CA https://t.co/h69YeUVjnE #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/10/2023 at 08:00 PM @ Twigg's in San Diego, CA https://t.co/OR7rXRzv6F #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 06/09/2023 at 08:00 PM @ Bay Bridge Brewing Co in Chula Vista, CA https://t.co/NJ2mL1rdKw #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Listen to Designer Babies - https://t.co/yhJUgHSkjW
A cautionary tale about technology in the hands of douchebags.

And yes, I created most of the cover art with AI. :)

[Phil Johnson @roadsidephil]

Designer Babies is out today! A cautionary tale about those who can't be trusted with technology. Listen at https://t.co/cpuFFPr5ZR

[Phil Johnson @roadsidephil]

Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 05/26/2023 at 07:00 PM @ The Lounge at DiCicco's Clovis in Clovis, CA https://t.co/JmzWCNYtBw #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 04/08/2023 at 10:00 PM @ Robinson Rancheria Resort and Casino in Nice, CA https://t.co/2w8YGswfar #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 04/08/2023 at 10:00 PM @ Robinson Rancheria Resort and Casino in Nice, CA https://t.co/T93DHjv5Lc #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 03/09/2023 at 07:00 PM @ Firehouse Brew & Grill in Martinez, CA https://t.co/wtFJIrBR1d #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1roNs

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/31/2022 at 09:00 PM @ Marin Center Showcase Theater/San Rafael in San Rafael, CA https://t.co/TjSPhssthk #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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@ONELONEDOLPHIN Thank you! So sweet. :)

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/04/2022 at 06:00 PM @ Chicken Pie Shop in Walnut Creek, CA https://t.co/6fbl05LuU9 #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 12/01/2022 at 07:00 PM @ Slow Hand BBQ in Pleasant Hill, CA https://t.co/GJKMx10qct #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/27/2022 at 05:00 PM @ Folktale Winery in Carmel-By-The-Sea, CA https://t.co/Xtjyc9adXy #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU

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Phil Johnson and Roadside Att... has a show on 11/25/2022 at 07:00 PM @ Copper Spoon in Oakland, CA https://t.co/shXkIb1Wxr #concert https://t.co/4KAyW1qQXU