Baby Jesus

I once donated some sperm. The man shaking the charity bucket was not impressed though.

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@greeneking Crywank castle

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@My_Metro Thank you.

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@My_Metro Hi, what time does lost property close at South Gosforth please?

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@aitcheyepepewhy Try 39 different characters a day mate. I’m like Wurzel Gummidge that’s run out of heads!

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Hi @SharonHorgan and @robdelaney I heard Rob on the radio this morning, and it’s really inspired me to get my arse in gear and the script I’ve always wanted to. As a barber I have a zillion characters and the darkest of humour. So thank you.

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@keeftoon @SharonHorgan @robdelaney *edit (not better than a psychologist)

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@keeftoon @SharonHorgan @robdelaney I will mate. 35 years stood behind a Barber’s chair. (Albeit mine) will serve me well. I can read people better than a psychologist. I can tell the perfidious through the corner of my eye. Even by their walk!

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@aitcheyepepewhy Most people are actually “method actors” depending on the situation.

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@aitcheyepepewhy That’s the crux of my script. Your expectations of people (especially as a barber) NEVER live up to the people they really are. Most people give you a synopsis in a 20 minute haircut, but not is all as it seems……

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@aitcheyepepewhy Aye.

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@Gavoth They were on price match to be fair and the amount of biscuits per gram was better value with the Malted Milks.

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Just made myself a “Southgate” for supper.

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https://t.co/D2HvbEoOqf

A long lost friend’s son. This is unreal!!!!

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

Morrisons Ultimate Breakfast review accompanied by a sad piccolo flute.

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Probably the best band in the world right now. New single. Think they’ve already won.

https://t.co/uzKD0LE1fo

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New single!! Usb stick.

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@nibbledbyducks Perhaps it was undertaking.

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@NickMotown Cars (The kids film.)

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@22CaratEwok I will never forgive you.