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chasing 1s and 0

[Joma Tech @jomatech]

If Yu-Gi-Oh was about Tech Jobs

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The more you know, the less you know

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@banteg @jurad0x I think I last longer than 10 mins with slots

[Shehan @TheCryptoCPA]

Using Claude Fable 5 to copy and paste a folder.

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@hklst4r @evilcos @circle

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@bax1337

[Zach Rynes | CLG @ChainLinkGod]

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

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@PerpetualCow At the rate your growing, you’re gonna have all scammers and hackers use your platform. Might be better to do something proactive than reactive.

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Lmao

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Those betting on the return of Jesus on Polymarket this year have outperformed Bitcoin investors over the past ~5 years.

[Monero (XMR) @monero]

FerrySwap is coming soon!

'FerrySwap is a Monero-first swap interface built on top of Serai, enabling direct cross-chain swaps without centralized bridges or custody.'

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@tanuki42_

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Back to cup noodles

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1. I know this is @tayvano_ investigation, I posted her tweet.

2. Unless she decided to get a sex change recently, im pretty it’s she.

3. If you were trying to protect her identity like you guys were trying to protect this malicious address “TQVAheuxrYX8zci6r6XMkJ4AB2oXDcarj5” from the public, don’t worry shes pretty open about it. Just look on her twitter.

4. And if you didn’t know the difference between she and he before, heres the difference in Chinese. 她 = She 他 = He.

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Im not proud of it, but nothing motivates me more than being spiteful.

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@Phalcon_xyz @busy8nothing Meh

[Tay 💖 @tayvano_]

Figueira indictment related to Venezuela

25-mj-00730-LRV

TQVAheuxrYX8zci6r6XMkJ4AB2oXDcarj5

Most of the indictment centers on banks, wire transfers, traditional finance services, shell companies, and irl cash drops.

AI summary of crypto stuff attached

https://t.co/HHm0VvPS6S

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@Phalcon_xyz @busy8nothing It literally says sanctioned. Isnt this public information?

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@zachxbt @pierre_crypt0

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Sometimes I like to blow my noes and look at the snot that comes out and think to myself I did a good job. 👏