Jordan Christensen (She/Her)

Girl, girl, I want your body, I want your body, 'cause of that big ol' fat ass. Did somebody say Dominos?

[Jordan Christensen (She/Her) @JChrist3831]

I have peaked.

[Daniel Sloss @GoodbyeEl0n]

@JChrist3831 You're very pretty.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Keke Palmer & ‘Hot Ones’ host Sean Evans were spotted on a dinner date in New York, TMZ reports.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

See y'all in St. Joe ⛺️

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Look at these two amazing Americans 🇺🇸

[MahomesToKelce @kcmojimmy]

He deadass changed my life and he doesn’t even know it

[Joe @electionsjoe]

MY MAYOR MUSLIM
MY BAGELS JEWISH
MY JUNE IS PRIDE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Kalon Fullerton @cowlonfull]

Don’t care

[Fiona Small @FionaSmall]

Me when anyone asks why I still use Twitter

[Fr. Harrison Ayre @FrHarrison]

pov: you’re a priest who just asked ChatGPT to write your Sunday homily

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[rich madrid @richjmadrid_]

Brett Favre committed welfare fraud

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Shabang but the beat is Hickory Dickory Dock

[⁶𓅓t1h1🌻 @2PimpABfly]

the only right answer btw

[Wommanders @Wommandrs]

I’d rather be a multi-time Women’s World Cup champion and Olympic gold medalist than a shit NFL quarterback

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

In 1967, Margaret Heckler was elected to Congress. She was a practicing lawyer. She still couldn't get a line of credit in her own name. A sitting member of the United States Congress needed a male co-signer to borrow money.

She joined the Banking Committee specifically to fix this. She arranged meetings with CEOs at JP Morgan, Chase, and Wells Fargo. Their concern? Women might not pay their bills.

It took seven more years. Before the Equal Credit Opportunity Act passed in 1974, a single woman needed her father or brother to co-sign loans even if she out-earned them. A married woman needed her husband's permission for a bank account, a credit card, or a mortgage. A widow with perfect payment history could be denied credit because her husband was dead.

That was 52 years ago. Your mother was probably already alive.

The timeline gets worse from there. Marital rape wasn't criminalized in all 50 states until 1993. Some states still treat it differently in sentencing. South Carolina requires married women to prove a threat of physical violence within 30 days of an assault before pursuing a case.

1974 feels like ancient history until you realize the country spent another 19 years debating whether a husband raping his wife was a crime.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

The best day of the year if you ask us. Happy National BBQ Day!

[Eric Woods @EricWoods]

This map disenfranchises hundreds of thousands of KC residents by forcing us into districts with counties hundreds of miles away that we have nothing in common with. All to prop up a GOP and a President who started a pointless war and spiked inflation and gas prices. Shameful.

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Presenting our 2026 opponents as sourdough... a bread thread if you will 🥖

Starting saucy with KC BBQ 🧵