Jessica

I would like to own a cocoa plantation one day

[Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline]

TOO FAR TONY!

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Meanings of "I'm fine"
1. I'm fine
2. I've never been so cross
3. My whole life has collapsed

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Sudden thought: “A huge plate of roast potatoes would make everything better for a bit”

[Bullion Chocolate @OfficialBullion]

How cute are these new minis?! 😍

Going live on our web store backend of this week 🍫💛

#craftchocolate #beantobar #strikegold #lovefood

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

The saddest sentence of all time:

“No it’s just that I’m sure someone said there’d be biscuits”

[Greg James @gregjames]

Idea for next year’s Hundred:

You’re out if someone in the crowd catches it

https://t.co/yluxt8wD5k

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

The fashion industry is a huge contributor to the climate-and ecological emergency, not to mention its impact on the countless workers and communities who are being exploited around the world in order for some to enjoy fast fashion that many treat as disposables. 1/3

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[England @England]

🗣 "Actually I'm more thinking of the players I had to leave out of the 23 and the ones I didn't get on the pitch"

Love this, Gareth ❤️

[Greg James @gregjames]

Forza Italia! https://t.co/znMCoXdlyQ

[Historic Cricket Pictures @PictureSporting]

A man who knows all about #EnglandvGermany and not only in football... @GaryLineker batting for the MCC against Germany at Lord's in 1992. He made a single, joking afterwards: "I always score one against Germany"

[Greg James @gregjames]

Love this man

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

Matt Hancock - It Was Me (Shaggy Parody).

Written / Performed by myself.
Edits by @CarlossRicoo.
#healthsecretary #matthancock #boris

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Take me back to when the news was reliable and you knew you weren’t being lied to.

[Hasan Patel @CorbynistaTeen]

How dare Tory MPs act as if they care about helping working class kids when they shut my youth centre, voted to deny me free school meals, underfund mental health services and tripled tuition fees? We’re young, not stupid.

[Jay Wamsted @JayWamsted]

White power operates in...

1861: Can't set Black folks free. That's our income.

1877: Can't let Black folks vote. That's our power.

1954: Can't have Black folks in our schools. That's our privilege.

2021: Can't allow anyone at all to learn this history. That's our weakness.

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Cristiano Ronaldo scored 2 goals in Portugal's 3-0 win vs Hungary.

His 11 career EURO goals are the most in tournament history and he's up to 106 career international goals. The men's world record is held by Iran’s Ali Daei with 109.

[Bullion Chocolate @OfficialBullion]

Pina “Cocoa” Colada

Fill your shaker with the following:

1 part Cocoa Nib Liqueur
2 parts white rum
2 parts pineapple juice
1 park coconut milk

Strain over a glass filled with ice and garnish with a slice of pineapple (dipped in chocolate of course).

[Jason Siddall @JasonSiddall2]

So lucky to live in Sheffield. 📷☀️@VisitSheffield @theoutdoorcity