Jim Cochrane

Just another guy trying to live his life.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@ryanburge Can you speak to how you got 56% Trump support from the PCUSA? Looking at the CES data, I see ~51% (316 total) Harris support and ~47% (292 total) Trump support from the 705 self-reported, with 624 having actually voted. Curious if I’m missing something.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@Delta come and get your boy.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

Boy @delta has some high quality customer service. After 6+ hours, I’ve somehow fallen out of the queue.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@SenTedCruz Does this kind of messaging actually work for people? You have millions of dollars and teams of people to curate a brand and message, and this is the result?

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

If you had to script two opening plays to accurately describe the Vikings, those would be them. #CHIvsMIN

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@NFLOfficiating Roger Goodell is ruining football.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

Just a reminder, the Vikings paid Cousins $1.7 million for that performance today. #MINvsGB

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

I used to think that Joe Buck and Troy Aikman were the worst sports commentators. Then I tuned into the #MNUFC match tonight.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

Atlanta United has a 2-0 lead. Chances they spend the next 70 minutes on the ground? #MNUFC #USOC2019 #floppers

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

My fiancee has spent half of our wedding week dealing with the incompetence of @ATT for a simple fix to our account. You had better believe we're switching to @verizon ASAP. #Unbelievable #circularreasoning

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

You know you’re really in trouble when the captain reassures you over the intercom how many backups they have of the failed device. #yourenotfoolinganyone #flydelta

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@beingbernz @BeccaDugdale

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

If anyone wants to know why @Amtrak is losing money, just ride the Empire Builder. Was supposed to get into Chicago at 4, but I didn’t get on until 12. Still have a couple hours to go. We’re easily running 5 hours behind right now. #plansruined #theregoesmytrip #neveragain

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@TheRealCarlG thoughts on the fact that they’re honoring Moss tonight and conveniently forget he drove over a cop in 2002?

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

2016 Presidential results have no bearing on 2018 results: prove me wrong #election2018 #ElectionNight

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@walshpj good article in the Strib today RE: non-binary licenses, but did you intend to use male-identifying pronouns for M.J.?

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

@Vikings This tweet hasn’t aged well.

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

Terrible missed pass interference call in the end zone, preventing a Pack TD. But Vikings fans will still find a way to blame the refs.

[Carl Gerbschmidt @TheRealCarlG]

YOU NEVER SEE HAHA CLINTON DIX COMING!!!

[Jim Cochrane @JCochrane826]

Man I can’t believe those refs blocked that punt. And missed that field goal by a mile. And forced that ball to bounce off Treadwell’s hands. Vikings fans should blame them. #GoPackGo #MINvsGB