Joseph Collines

Champions of the premier League 2026 arsenal fan Computer scientist

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

Today Tuesday may 2026 shall be remembered as the happiest day of my life.
Thank you Bornemouth
Thank you Mikel Arteta @m8arteta
Thank you @Arsenal ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
North London Forever

[Zosima @fatherzos]

@TouchlineX Chelsea players have a lot of time in their hands

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@ThorXervia @Itssan17 it was surprisingly good btw you should watch it first 😂

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

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[The.Fall.OFF @Vida_the_Vidal]

Is that Jermaine I hear?!?

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@FilmRader Billionaire playboy philanthropist

[Leo Dasilva @SirLeoBDasilva]

Couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Ben White and Timber fit at the same time.
It felt unreal.

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@Leenuzz1800885 @GoddowellS @TouchlineX @samuelluckhurst @ThorXervia 😂😂

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@princeSharif30 @TouchlineX @ThorXervia 😂😂😂

[Fan_Monty @AFC_Monty_]

🟥 Declan Rice has the most line breaking passes in the Premier League. (127)

🟥 Declan Rice has the most line breaking passes in the Champions League. (46)

He is simply the best midfielder in the world and nobody else comes close.

[Aaron West @oeste]

this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING

[wes @weskambale]

if uganda were to host an f1 grand prix:

first, some guys would ask stefano domenicali for like ugx 2 billion just to arrange a meetin' with vincent banange

they'd go and buy the exact land where the proposed circuit would be built, announce the project, inflate the land value tenfold, and sell it to the government at a handsome profit

then they'd ask stefano how much they'd earn from each f1 ticket sold, before askin' how much they'd earn from the parkin', the hotels, the merchandise, and the ugandan flag they'd put on the circuit's logo

the promo video would feature kampala ladies showin' fat ass and talkin' about how they've a crush on lewis hamilton

not a single shot of the actual circuit, but 4 million views and a government press release hailin' it as a global marketin' success

on day 1, influencers who, of course, have no idea what f1 is would be told there's no budget to pay 'em

but a pico with oscar piastri would give 'em enough exposure to last a lifetime

the organizers, meanwhile, would be drivin' brand-new land cruisers bought under the publicity budget

all mps would demand vip access, the males would each bring their wife, two side chicks from mubs and ucu, and kiddos the main wife has never seen

the vip lounge would need its own vip lounge, and the caterin' budget would be classified info

there'd be bars and pork joints just outside the circuit perimeter, with a boda stage, momo agents, and a guy sellin' rolexes right next to the paddock

construction of the actual track would start 5 years after they broke ground, because the 1st contractor would disappear, the 2nd would sue the government

and the 3rd would be appointed after campaign season

by then, the original budget would've tripled, the completion date would've been revised 6 times, and somebody would be explainin' on television how the delays are actually a sign of progress

when the fia finally asks for the circuit to be inspected, a committee would be formed to study the feasibility of appointin' another committee to investigate why the first committee never submitted its report

and 15 years later, the incomplete circuit would be turned into a patriotism trainin' camp

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@juegodeposting plus he know the abilities of the different players and how to play with them

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@rencci_pers @AFC_Adi06 @ThorXervia

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@v_gaaX @philipGodrine @256Rootyherman He replied in a very disrespectful manner too

I'm I my brother's keeper 😭

[Keith Louise @theykallmekeith]

@nicdunz Holy crap that’s awesome. This reminds me of the time I set an alarm on my phone and then later the alarm went off. Technology man like how does it know!!!

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@i_wuv_farts_903 @eternalfreakk @strawbeanny 😂😂😂

[Joseph Collines @JCollines]

@_Knowledge_07 @emeyorX @ThorXervia