Jeff Williams

Life, Wine, Sport, and Kafka

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@demandtruthnow @trish_regan Such a tired straw man argument.

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@DaveWhite1223 @WeDntTkAbtBruno Bad look for a sales guy to start chirping in the feed. Leave that to PR.

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@davidblattman @Justalexbennett If a wheel is a wheel for the sake of the count, then consider every cabinet drawer that uses wheels to track. Mind-bender for sure.

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@subpeonas @ESPNF1 What a dumb ass tweet

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@scottzolak I figured more accessible, frequent, reliable testing would be the quickest way to end this madness, no?

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@AppleSupport Hi folks, the issue is isolated verticallly on the same plane as the “e” on the keyboard (2/4 on passcode). I spoke with Apple support and they suggested I exchange which I am doing now

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

.@Apple @AppleSupport hi thr, just pickd up new mini today and having trribl touchscreen issues. Upgraded to 15.0.2 and nothing. It’s isolated to a certain part of scrn

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

Finally decided to pull the trigger on the
@Sonos arc, only to learn they raised the price again, in a material way. Why are you doing this? I’ve been a huge Sonos guy for years - no way can I justify such gouging.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@darrenrovell Weird take

[Confluent @confluentinc]

The human side of @apachekafka matters just as much as the tech itself. @spoud_io CTO @0x73616d and Product Owner @boenzlip explain 4 common Kafka use cases and how to drive adoption of Kafka internally on today's #StreamingAudio podcast with @tlberglund: https://t.co/I570fp8shK

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@LeviBrackman @pitdesi This hardly qualifies as “crossing the line”. Keep at it.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@pitdesi Why public shame the hustle? If you don’t want to meet, delete the invite.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@RobinhoodApp Y’all going to jail.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

Six months and another spectacular fail. I would blame @LEVIS but I am to blame because I keep buying them. Don’t ask me why.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@Farah_World514 @HKrassenstein @realDonaldTrump I don’t care who you like or vote for, your meme is just dumb.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@chicagosmayor Why do you wear a mask in your Twitter picture? It’s a dumb trend. I’m convinced that many people think covid transmits through photos.

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@mrsladuke @chicagosmayor Boom. Roasted.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@BrianKarem @realDonaldTrump FCS, quit with the fear mongering. That’s not what he is saying. He’s saying, in his dumb way, that he is going to win so there’s nothing to talk about. The US government is bigger than Trump - when he loses, he’ll be arrested and escorted out by The sgt. of arms.

[Jeff Williams @JCortlandt]

@IndyCaronNBC @nbc Holy shit the commercials are intolerable.

[Confluent @confluentinc]

@CapitalOne processes billions of events every day in real time. At #KafkaSummit, you’ll hear how they reimagined auto-scaling @apachekafka consumers to increase streams performance without quality trade-offs. Don't miss it! https://t.co/jSBeGIl4LZ