Jordan Danielle

23. mother. living life mistake after mistake and still finding the beauty in all of it. ❤️ East Tennesee

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Remember ladies, if you want to find a Prince, you're supposed to kiss a frog. Not sleep with the whole pond. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Fellas, your son will grow up to be like you. And your daughter will grow up to marry a man like you. Make that a good thing. Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Heard some sissyboy call Kate Upton a fatty. Headlocked him and whispered, "Gals are like country roads, the best ones got curves. Merica."

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

There’s a special place in Hell for men who hit women. This here is Merica. We hit home runs, not honeys.

[m a r i a h 🦂 @jellyfishbones_]

Don’t tell me to calm down or get over it. I was just about to, but you’ve just extended my saltyness by 30 minutes.

[Jordan Danielle @JDB0807]

Sore & swollen throat. Fever. Body aches. Ear aches. Migraine.

Please kill me. 😭😭🔫

[Jordan Danielle @JDB0807]

When the cops photobomb your selfie with their middle fingers. #WCSD #SheriffFriends #fuckers #darenight #loveEm

[Jordan Danielle @JDB0807]

@CloydRivers #3DALEYEA

[Jordan Danielle @JDB0807]

I have a very unfortunate addiction to @CloydRivers but gotdamn! He's always so on fucking POINT! #Merica #freedomfireworksandbeer #USA

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

239 years ago today, Thomas Jefferson wrote the ultimate breakup letter. You mad Britain? Merica.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

On a scale of 1 to Merica, how free are you? 4th of July, baby.

[b r i t t n y @briiitttny]

Always be the woman a man needs, not the woman who needs a man 👌

[Jordan Danielle @JDB0807]

Late nights with the sweetest guy ever? I'll take em! 😘🌾🌻 #latenighthikes #endlessconversation #gettingstuckintherain #mykindofnights