The Children Are Trying To Find Me

No students allowed

[wi_su @BeepBoopy666]

the stripper said she honestly dont fw me

[tomie @tomieinlove]

ADHD “sufferers” be like yeah I finally started doing well at school after they gave me performance-enhancing drugs and doubled the amount of time I had for tests

[dudermane @612jack]

i just valued my buddy at $1.2 Trillion

[Will @W_S__]

Brunson is not a physically gifted or even talented athlete

But he is smart AF - and has a look in his eye like someone stole his last black & mild

[Christopher @molochofficial]

Saw a black guy in a full Hitler costume waving an Israeli flag near the Boston Commons but I was trying to catch the green line so I didn’t have time to try and parse what was happening ideologically

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Guy from high school who died in 2021 just posted the Knicks on his story

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

online shooters like Battlefield and Halo provided a certain unique experience where you can get into a vehicle with someone and it turns out they're the most psychotic person alive

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

i hope elon doesn't let the money change him

[Bhangbhangduc @bhangbhangducx]

Oh. I'm afraid the foid will be quite hypergamous by the time your incel friends arrive.

[The Children Are Trying To Find Me @JDH9962]

Stardust (2007) hits 34 of the 36 Dramatic Situations in a two hour seven minute runtime. 4/5.

[yuyu 🦇 @noxianism]

got wife into league so i could finally have a lulu kitten and this foid picks up hecarim instead like whatever man

[schizothotep @schizothotep]

CHALLENGE FOR YOU, LOGAN GRIMNAR, IF YOU READ ONE FULL PAGE OF CODEX ASTARTES, 𝓕𝓤𝓡𝓡𝓨, I'LL GIVE A THOUSAND PSYKERS TO THE GOLDEN THRONE

[The Children Are Trying To Find Me @JDH9962]

@AgentDeli I NEED A FROZEN PIZZA, DOM

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[signify @signifyisdumb]

Toph: Cody chasing down hbox..

Scar: I remember the chase. I remember the hunt toph. When we were beasts flying through the fields. Felling the mighty elk for the tribe. Do you recall when we were beasts toph? Perhaps not. You strike me as a gathering type. Last stock situation.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Wemby can’t summon the hate required to win when he’s playing against a walkable city

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[Leah!!! @leah_absol]

i told the line i needed an "appysauce" for an order and my boss replied "no age regressing at work" im actually ending it all oh my god

[no earthquake (ear flu victim) @no_earthquake]

girl with a stepping in the same river fetish: