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[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

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[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

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[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

枪手用的子弹上刻着反移民局的信息。我到底错了什么，笨蛋？

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The gunman had anti-ICE messaging carved on the bullets he used. What, precisely, did I get wrong, dipshit?

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

对执法部门的强迫性攻击，特别是ICE，必须停止。我为在这次袭击中受伤的每个人和他们的家人祈祷。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The obsessive attack on law enforcement, particularly ICE, must stop. I'm praying for everyone hurt in this attack and for their families.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

撇开玩笑不谈，大家有没有注意到，尽管没有电视转播，他还是就美国外交政策发表了一个清晰、合理的讲话？

有个有头脑的总统真好！

[JD Vance @JDVance]

All kidding aside did everyone notice how despite the lack of a teleprompter, he delivered a clear, reasonable address on US foreign policy?

It's nice to have a president with a brain!

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

这是非常令人悲伤的。一个伟大的公司和一个伟大的家庭。愿安德鲁和所有遇难的士兵安息。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This is extremely sad. A great company and a great family. May Andrew and all of the soldiers killed rest in peace.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

查理·柯克是这个国家的英雄，也是上帝忠实的仆人。

我们继续他的使命的每一天都是对他的纪念的荣誉。

接下来交给我们吧，朋友。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Charlie Kirk was a hero to this country and a faithful servant of God.

Every day that we continue his mission is an honor to his memory.

We've got it from here, my friend.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

感谢所有为荣誉出柜的人。我想我们让他感到骄傲。

愿上帝让他的灵魂安息

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Thank you to everyone who came out to honor Charlie. I think we did him proud.

May God rest his soul

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

上周，我们最后一次把我亲爱的朋友查理·柯克带回家。

今天，我们回到亚利桑那州，缅怀查理，向他的牺牲表示荣誉。愿他永远安息，愿上帝保佑艾丽卡和他们美丽的孩子

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Last week, we brought my dear friend Charlie Kirk home one last time.

Today, we return to Arizona to remember Charlie and honor his sacrifice. May he eternally rest in peace, and may God watch over Erika and their beautiful children.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

令人难以置信的是，我们有一个主要的政党，认为破坏一个最近被谋杀的美国人是完全可以的，因为他是保守的。

[David Marcus @BlueBoxDave]

It’s incredibly disturbing and scary that we have a major political party that thinks trashing a recently murdered American is perfectly fine because he was conservative.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

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[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

吉米·金梅尔一点也不好笑，他的收视率在马桶里，他的广告商也很反感。

拜登执政后，左派对“言论自由”的抱怨也没有愚弄任何人。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Jimmy Kimmel wasn’t funny, his ratings were in the toilet, and his advertisers were revolting.

Also the bellyaching from the left over “free speech” after the Biden years fools precisely no one.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

有一段时间，我几乎每晚都看他的节目，他是一个真正有才华的人，但就像世界上这么多美好和有趣的东西一样，醒来的东西摧毁了它。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

There was a point where I’d watch his show nearly every night. He’s a genuinely talented guy, but like so much good and funny in the world the woke thing destroyed it.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

请大家祝贺
@marcorubio
ABC深夜秀的新主持人！

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Everyone please congratulate @marcorubio, the new host of ABC's late night show!

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

查理·柯克建立的运动在他去世后仍将继续发展。

他的遗产将在未来几年内被数百万人所感受到，随着我们记住他所领导的令人难以置信的生活，它每天都会变得更加强大。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

The movement that Charlie Kirk built will keep growing long after he's gone.

His legacy will be felt by millions of people for years to come, and it grows stronger every day as we remember the incredible life he led.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

致我的政治右翼朋友：我理解人们把话塞进查理·柯克嘴里的感觉。在某种程度上，我同意并分享你们的沮丧。

试着记住：很多人都喜欢查理。2他们很自然地会对他的观点和他的遗产进行辩论。3事实上，我认为查理会欢迎这样做。

但现在，让我们庆祝我们的朋友，记住他的影响，并保存辩论后，他的葬礼。

[JD Vance @JDVance]

To my friends on the political Right: I understand the feeling that people are putting words into Charlie Kirk's mouth. At some level, I agree and share your frustration.

Try to remember: a lot of people loved Charlie. It is natural for them to debate his views and his legacy. In fact, I think Charlie would welcome that.

But for now, let's celebrate our friend, remember his impact, and save the debate for after his funeral.

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

如果我们想阻止像查理·柯克那样的政治暴力，我们必须诚实地对待那些庆祝它的人和资助它的人。

我在今天的查理·柯克秀上的结束语：

[JD Vance @JDVance]

If we want to stop political violence like what happened to Charlie Kirk, we have to be honest about the people who are celebrating it and the people who are financing it.

My closing remarks on today's episode of the Charlie Kirk Show:

[JDVance(spoof) @JDVanceCN]

明天，我将荣誉主持查理·柯克秀。请和我一起向我的朋友致敬。

东部时间下午12：00

[JD Vance @JDVance]

Tomorrow, I will have the honor of hosting the Charlie Kirk Show. Please join me as I pay tribute to my friend.

12:00PM ET
https://t.co/oemvxJ18Mq