JD Vance's Couch

Hello I am #JDVance's #couch and I am #Scared And #Abused by him.

They/Them/He

#CouchLivesMatter

#Harris2024

#Parody

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

He deleted the post but I'll keep sharing it with the @FBI

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@FBI should look into @elonmusk

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

Trump is the bottom

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Guy who cheated on ALL THREE of his wives, and was found liable for sexual assault, attacks Rep. Thomas Massie for remarrying a year after the love of his life for 35 years died.

trump is mad because Massie wants the Epstein files to be released.

There is no bottom, is there?

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

JD fucks couches, and Donald likes to knob gobble Bill. Oh #2025 you are amazing for gift us this glorious #EpsteinFiles information.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

I wonder how she feels about being Bubba's sloppy seconds?

[Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer]

JUST IN:

President Trump calls for Marjorie Traitor Greene to be primaried. He said he will endorse a challenger to MTG, and says she has become a “ranting lunatic”.

Should I move to Georgia? 😆🤣

I told you all this was coming…

@mtgreenee is so cooked.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@WhiteHouse I don't think he should be within 200 yards of those kids.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

I can't believe it, I'm siding with @mtgreenee over here and demanding Trump and them get off the couch and release the files, people need justice.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@JDVance is on the @AshleyFurniture list.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@BasedMikeLee Have you tried fucking a couch to calm down?

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

Looks like he's changing @JDVance's diaper. Yes he really wears and needs one.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

Congratulations to @ZohranKMamdani getting rid of one of the well known Criminals in New York.

[George Santos @Georgesantos]

About last night!

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@TiffanyFong Good, they don't want you there either.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@georgesantos @CurtisSliwa Coming from someone who believe drinking tap water in prison is torture.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

I heard @JDVance doesn't even want to be VP anymore, I heard he wants to take a second wife, move to somewhere quiet and become a couch tester.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@JDVance Coming from a guy that fucks couches and widows

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@GavinNewsom @JDVance Glad I could be of service with that temporary tattoo.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@mattgaetz And you're the biggest beta of them all.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@asmartbrunette1 @JDVance No American Colors here either.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@JDVance Still ugly...

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

Very eventful at #NoKingsProtest. I think I saw @JDVance there in disguise checking out a couch someone brought.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

He has to remind @JDVance everyday it's not a couch.

[JD Vance's Couch @JDVancesCouch]

@kaitrump @POTUS And later JD fucked a couch while you fuck over the country.