JD Vance’s Couch

Bruised and stained, mistreated by a former lover. Suspended in 2017, but now I’m back scouring this hellscape app to find the funny.

[JD Vance’s Couch @JDVanesCouch]

@bluestein Jackson's leadership committee paid Billy Linville's public affairs firm $10,000 shortly before Linville launched "Democrats and Independents for Rick Jackson."According to the disclosure, the payment funded the coalition's launch and was not payment for Linville's endorsement🙄

[Israel Exposed @xIsraelExposedx]

It took a little longer than expected, but we have created a website for people to view the footage collected from Gaza in one place. You no longer have to download the entire archives to see them.

It includes:

64,537 videos
17,905 photos
Ability to download individual videos
Searchable index
Exhaustive sources list (300+ journalists)
Geolocation data
Livemap with minute to minute updates
Victim list

It can be accessed here: https://t.co/s0Se94PXWF

Please share & quote tweet to help this post break out of the twitter algorithm prison.

We will keep adding the rest of the archives to the site, be patient- it is difficult work. Continue to seed the torrents provided, as that is the best way to ensure the footage remains stored in decentalized way.

God bless all those who sacrificed their lives to get this footage out, and everyone invovled in collecting/archiving it.

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@PattyTooFatty @GrafikFeats @virtuallyleslie @RepJackKimble @stealthygeek Oh for fucks sake. Shut up.

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Portnoy sorts his crayons by taste. What a chud.

[VANITY FAIR @VanityFair]

“Unlike Mamdani who’s never had a job,” Dave Portnoy said on Monday night at the 92nd Street Y, “I’ve had a real job and I’ve actually done a lot of good when I wasn’t doing it to run for office,” citing Barstool’s COVID-era fund for small businesses and the attention that Portnoy’s popular YouTube reviews have brought to local pizzerias https://t.co/BalIy1M2Nw

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@robintel They edited it, but the Internet is forever. If I were the family, I would sue them into oblivion.

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Leavitt or leave it when it comes to the truth

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She made a business decision.

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@JackOsbourne Sure. And men went to Epstein island because they like the beach.

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@CNN Nixon disagrees

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@highspeed5534 No, but I read his tweets, and that's a pretty good indication.

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@ProperlySane I wonder if these assholes who wrote the book are the same one's that "wrote" Melania's speeches.

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@LJonte Yes! Aaaaagh!

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@Tahatan_Ahote 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

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@ProperlySane @lula_reh Bullshit! I trade marked it. You owe me $250 for the previous tweet

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@heidifm @xnulz @shondarhimes @PiperPerabo @sweetkhadz ❤

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@Moragoth Probably not

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@tedlieu @helenehrenhofer I don't think enough jokes have been made about Kushner and 666 5th Ave.

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@PromoteMyCause He has a job at Subway he has to protect

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@TeahCartel Is that the generic version of Xanax? 😉

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