J.D. Walker, MSWE (he/him/his)

Software/Database Engineer (Microsoft SQL Server), Army Reserve Chief Warrant Officer, and Notary Public for the Commonwealth of Virginia. All views are my own

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Yes, I'm a veteran, former active duty, current Army Reserve. #MemorialDay isn't for me, it's for the fallen. Join me in thanking THEM

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@fesshole She broke up with you because of your mustache? Seriously? I would contact the mom and see if you have another chance, just out of spite

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@PaulSmith1961 @opsylojay1 Spoken like someone who's never lived in an HOA, or had their head in the sand this entire time.

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@farman4x Numerator is 36 minus the square root of 36, which is 6. It comes out to 30. Denominator is simply the square root of 36, which is 6. 30 divided by 6 is 5. The answer is 5.

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@StephenM STFU, you https://t.co/d9TPiSrFfy version of Gargamel. Don't you have some Smurfs to chase?

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It's 2026. Cavalli can keep his raggedy old apology. He knew what he was saying. #NatsAtBoston #MLB

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@Xaraking_ @BuzzingPop @grok He wasn't born here.

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@Ravenismeee I'm a 6'2, 240lbs Black man. If I'm chasing you out of my house with a gun in my hand while naked, you're running.

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@Queeneth01olx @WrittenBy_SS I'm a Black man in America....I don't have to imagine.

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@StephenM If I could be Gargamel's stunt double, I wouldn't be worrying about falsely accusing someone of being transgender.

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@chefsevenn Ketchup just to piss off North Carolinians

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@MustangMan_TX You need a nap, real bad.

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@CLG98264897 12

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@Maga_Trigger @LePapillonBlu2 6543

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@CalltoActivism Por que no los dos??

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Make no mistake, the possibility that an untreated ectopic pregnancy will result in the woman's death is 100%. You cannot replant a fertilized, implanted embryo. The only treatment -is- an abortion. If advocating against abortion for this, you're telling the woman to go die.

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@Smil3yAngel Hi.

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@DrLemzy I seriously hope you have some kind of vacation scheduled. You can't pour from an empty cup, Doctor. Take care of you.

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@LePapillonBlu2 💙

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@alliao @erikdarlingdata There is no cloud, it's just someone else's computer.

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@erikdarlingdata I'm using SQL Server, and Postgres will solve exactly none of my problems.