Alex

born before CO2 went above 350ppm

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@inkblue01 @CDCgov I think about them quite a bit...
https://t.co/OsUG4xfMBf

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@Maxwell_SCU 沒有 low latency 跟人家玩什麼k lol

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@Louistesla93 我開過六台車齡超過十二年的車
從沒碰過電動椅故障的尤其是駕駛的
根本安全問題 MY 的馬達超小中國製廢到爆
合理懷疑馬斯克在幫洗錢

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@dearemon 雖然很感人不過看到不是 是 就倒彈了

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@XjxjjxDjdjdj 太感人

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@Blinklebloop @MikeFritzell No they’re just literate

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@linzong89672609 Rubio 事件之後歐美都笑慘了 現在聽到制裁就快活的空氣充滿了房間

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@Mangan150 Testosterone level affects prostate cancer incident rate??

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@SilenceGvq 跟香港無二樣哈哈 英文諺語 fool me twice….

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@rwayne 手機養大的

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@jltyycm 會不會現在先放消息動態執法

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@ddny09 舊詞如此新詞多由日本新創

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@InsideLucysHead @TGTM_Official There are so many possibilities for the punchline I literally held my breath

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Three men were buried under a landslide in China...

They're inside a car when it happened, and miraculously still have a mobile phone connection.

The first man made a phone call to the police:

"I'm a good citizen and husband, please come save us!"

The police tell him they will come for them in 24 hours

The second man made a phone call to the army:

"Comrade, I served the country as you do, please get me out of here!"

The soldier tell him they will come for them in 12 hours

The final man made a phone call to someone, and made a whisper which the other two man can't hear

Within an hour, the men were dug out and rescued

A group of police officers walk up to the weary men and ask,

"Alright, which one of you said Taiwan is a country?"

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@comame_susu 這年頭肉鬆塞滿黃豆渣不吃也罷

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@oALTIERE At least you died with hope

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@larrysalibra Didn’t china coke got tested and was way too sweet or something?

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11:17 AM · Jun 2, 2026 op
11:23 PM · Jun 2, 2026 comment
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is this heaven lol

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@skytomo221 Try it for yourself here.
https://t.co/cIarIKsAyy

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@skytomo221 Try it for yourself here.
https://t.co/cIarIKsAyy

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@DarrenWalshPuns you should do a tour in taiwan... probably 90% of shop names are puns they'd appreciate you lmao

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@UiSavior AI = An Indian have come full circle