I’ve seen a lot of wrong opinions today and want to get this off my chest as a bonafide expert.
Halloween candy should be primarily judged on volume over quality. We’re not going to the movies. This isn’t a road trip to Wisconsin Dells. Halloween is the big leagues. The best candy is the most candy.
For example: Milky Way sucks, but 5 Milky Ways and a small box of Junior Mints beats 2 KitKats and a Reese’s Cup.
There’s a lot of moving parts to this approach. A good tip is to maintain eye contact as you grab your candy. This usually allows for a bigger haul without the small talk. Claw grip is preferred but underhand scoops are also encouraged.
Simple costume. Pillow case. Couple close pals on the same route and you’ll have every 100 grand in the neighborhood.
Puxtsutawny Phil Pelosi bought shares in heating oil companies before his announcement of 6 more weeks of winter. I’m just saying this rodent has been insider trading for years and we just let him get away with it .