Shorty

Part Canadian, Part Australian. Lover of music in its many forms, shoegaze habitué, grunge apologist, and folk music observationist.

[Shorty @JD_Shorty]

I'm glad we finally got a satisfying answer to who the true villain of destiny was.
Pete Parsons.

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@NoContextSpoof I beg your pardon that’s young Elvis and older larger Elvis

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@RiloeGaming Sports are just roguelikes when you get down to it

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@JamieBonkiewicz No insider trading till you've finished your veggies.

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Seeing all these comments and just waiting for people to find out what the CHP alert is called for a missing indigenous person.
"https://t.co/vgx2pEY9Hq"

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@MlSERYEMPIRE https://t.co/bnTXEuIqtm

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@Brule_64 @EFCevie https://t.co/mldBymKtgK

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

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@Strippin Last time I had the noro I shredded my vocal chords from chundering so much. Stay hydrated 😬

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@PaulTassi im more upset that you brought him back into my consciousness as well

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@day9tv

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1773

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@vaudevillehook

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@VarlanOlivier L'Ogan

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@JonHollis9 @billyjoel Is it JFK?

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@Girl_Dm_ day before my birthday is number one 🥲

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@sleepydahlias his last two texts read like the 'succulent chinese meal' guy

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@sisterssofmercy Hong Kong
https://t.co/mPlzDDMHnU

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@Iniqu1ty mine only started moving when I played breakthrough

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@aplaceforowls Siamese Dream remains one of the best early '90s offerings ever.

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@oversnowing Truly bio-digital jazz man.