Johnny Diesel

life coach, shaman, real life voo doo queen

[Johnny Diesel @JD_wire]

I’m sure it’s been suggested but I would 💯 bum rush the hold detainment center and bust some heads instead of Area 51

[Johnny Diesel @JD_wire]

I played Minecraft for the first time at age 27 and y’all should really let me build your next house I don’t wanna miss my calling

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@zannewk I’m gonna need a 2 hour recap of last season because that was hard enough

[Johnny Diesel @JD_wire]

Chester Cheetah as the Colonel is my sexual energy rn

[KFC @kfc]

The newest Colonel is three feet tall and orange. Watch Colonel Chester Cheetah kickflip boring food to the curb with his new KFC Cheetos Sandwich. Available starting July 1st. https://t.co/cPssEW5RVp

[Johnny Diesel @JD_wire]

Listen, I love twisted movies just as much as the next guy but if you actually enjoy watching Brave Little Toaster you’re different breed of fucked up I don’t want to be around

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

I like soccer so much that I’ll even watch men’s games.

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I took gritty as more of a Wildwood kind of type

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

Got me one of these jawns today.
I think I’ll call him Claw’d.

[Johnny Diesel @JD_wire]

Handmaids Tale, every episode. My eyes don’t shed tears but boy they bawl. 😭

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@___alexaw___ It literally is what it is

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@___alexaw___ Bad religion still makes me cry

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@___alexaw___

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@xochristinerose Yeah I’ve given the wheel to Jesus cause I have no self control once I start

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I’m in desperate need of 8 hours tonight but people are starting to meme season 3 of stranger things and I haven’t started in and I’d rather die of exhaustion than be left out of the meme loop

[🫧𝓁𝑒𝑒𝓏𝑒𝓇🫧 @Annaleezerr]

In office like “why yes my vacation was relaxing and quiet thank you for asking!”

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@___alexaw___ Wow. Late to this but mine was Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus

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I can’t wait for the England coach to be a sour little twit after this game

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This ref is GARBAGE #USAvENG

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Finally watching The Dark Crystal

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You ever sneeze the food you’re eating in your hand and eat it again?