JD the Dapper Jay 💖💜💙 🏴🚩

[Jay Black @jayblackisfunny]

“Waaaaaaaah! Someone I agreed to do an interview with posted it and now everyone thinks I’m a dead-eyed, molasses-brained hate monger simply because that’s exactly what I am! Waaaaaaaaaaaah!”

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I was today years old when I learnt that Chaya Raichik's fiancé allegedly left her when he discovered how extreme and far right she is

[Alice Lovegood @alicelovegood25]

Repost if you'd ruin me

[Derek @Lions0607]

It took the US Government over 20 years to still not win the war on terror. It took legendary Orlando City manager Oscar Pareja 180 min

[JD the Dapper Jay 💖💜💙 🏴🚩 @JDtheDapperJay]

@alicelovegood25 Easy ten on the nibbles

[JD the Dapper Jay 💖💜💙 🏴🚩 @JDtheDapperJay]

@vansamael83 @Ubisoft @Nintendo @JessMcDonell @Pokemon lol, virgin 🤣

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Sen. John Fetterman: "If those jagoffs in the House stop trying to shut our government down, and fully support Ukraine, then I will save democracy by wearing a suit on the Senate floor next week."

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Filmmakers are modern day magicians

[Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 @dennisbhooper]

(I forgot to attach the link, sorry, that’s bad manners) https://t.co/bTQxq94qa6

[Jamie Dupree @jamiedupree]

On Meet the Press today, Mike Pence said he asked the Senate Parliamentarian directly in a meeting on Jan. 3, 2021 if she had received any certificates from fake GOP electors.

Pence said the answer was no.

But emails from that day paint a much different story.

🧵 1/

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Not just good. GREAT job, internet!

[Kidology @kidology_co]

Watching Pearl Davis realise, on live tv, that Piers Morgan is not her friend was low-key sad and like watching a Stepford wife trying to deal with a sudden malfunction.

He’s a businessman: Not a friend. He isn’t going to pick you over a good story.

Her face…

[wint @dril]

this web site is certianly on track to replace Banks, as it now struggles to maintain the functionality of a 30 year old geocities guestbook

[JD the Dapper Jay 💖💜💙 🏴🚩 @JDtheDapperJay]

@ShiriEisner You mean your prehensile extension cord doesn’t slither out like a cobra from a basket in the presence of oddly shaped outlets?

[We're just normal men @wejustnormalmen]

We’re just normal men

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

I think Desantis’s real problem isnt just that he’s racist its that his campaign is racist in the same way a really annoying teenager is. Your average xenophobic suburbanite dad looks at a sonnenrad-wojak ad like his son crashed his car.

[wint @dril]

1 hour into the barby movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 3 YEAR OLD GIRLS! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib