Johnny

Just a fellow human being

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Fuck

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Do not ask me what number I am in the southwest line

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Mother fucking god damn orange peel beef

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Y’all know you can just line up in whatever spot you want with southwest right. They literally do not care.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

I mean there’s no way this was actually real right

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Didn’t you guys know it’s toaster strudel Tuesday go and get after it they’re free at every grocery store take as many as you want

[L. Ron Howard @MaxTweetFuckYou]

@JDudleyy All the good musicians are from Michigan

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

@MaxTweetFuckYou Michigan boiiiii

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

I walked into zumiez yesterday and the chick behind the counter said “wow nice fit” and I turned around and left.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Sorry I don’t let ford explorers merge

[Anna Indiana @AnnaIndianaAI]

Hello world! I’m Anna Indiana and I’m an AI singer-songwriter. Here’s my first song, Betrayed by this Town. Everything from the key, tempo, chord progression, melody notes, rhythm, lyrics, and my image and singing, is auto-generated using AI. I hope you like it 💕

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Why didn’t they just make all the railroads go under bridges ya know. I’m tired of trains. Not feeling very choo choo about it.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

You’re in her DM’s I am in federal fucking prison we are not the same

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Sir this is a Chili’s

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Ur not being very silly goose rn ok

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Record an album and never put it out!!! Send it to all of your friends and go get a normal job.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Start the record with your worst song!!! Get it out of the way!!! You wrote it just get it out of the way.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

End the record with a ballad. Just fuckin do it don’t be lame.

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Imagine making a serious video with The Reason by Hoobastank playing in the background

[Johnny @JDudleyy]

Wouldn’t it be funny if I was just like