Lou Sass

long mode

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

My coworkers are constantly creating new smells in the microwave. They are eating straight up seagull meat

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@BarstoolChief I have a trade idea that I’ve been kicking around:

You receive:
A handful of my brain cells

I receive:
The satisfaction that at least one barstool employee is no longer dumb as a rock

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@Brodes81 Posting workout videos to a public forum is probably the gayest thing a human can do.

[Spud “12-gauge” Winfield IV @jakerogersmeat]

Temu shaver just cut my sack open and I really fucking wish I was kidding

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@Philly_Mays Sit this one out, lard

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@RayMoffo This goes in the jeopardy category: “Things I would say if my wife consistently pegged me”

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@Philly_Mays Hey. Stick to covering the WNBA. Or whatever sport you barstool cucks focus on

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@JoyOnBroad Someone please check @JoyOnBroad braincell count

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

Me trying to get Bert Kreischer off my tv https://t.co/gNlEtXu5YC

[doomer @uncledoomer]

them: "hey man, the guys who invented your car engine shutting off when you stop at a stop sign are in that room"

me:

[Golden Arm @Go1den_arm]

Doomscrolling DoorDash in class #hog

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

The gnomes taunt me

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@chlocoate Slide an eggshell business card under the stall that has “welcome, come in” in italicized raised ink

[pj @pjayevans]

My friend’s uncle who is in the CIA just told us there’s a 7’6” Rizzler in their possession

[Andrew Woods @JimJarmuschHair]

We all should have the day off work

[mao_wow @realwow_mao]

she Clarks on my Jeremy
she go Hamm ond my Richard
May she bounce on my James
when i Stig it in her

[Gunner Rivers’ Burner @packfan2005]

Beach milk. #primal

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@ShiaLaBuoef Holding phat court

[Lou Sass @JDuncheski]

@BroadStBull @NHLFlyers You’re just jealous because torts still had hair. #hack

[pinball wizard @y0ungpinball]

I’m on some shit that Jehovah ain’t even witness yet