Jan E. Messerschmidt

Henrik’s dad. Securities litigator. Former spox. Plagued by chronic shamepathy.

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@JudgeDillard I made a new (dorker) version. @AttorneyMemes

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@jonlovett Nick Offerman?

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@PeterHamby This is a tiny sliver of the sample. The MOE here is going to be large.

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The Selzer poll is a very strong indicator of how annoying twitter will be.

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@PrawfBainbridge @NorahODonnell Have you heard Biden speak?

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@Greg651 But not the next one!

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@Greg651 It’s not like he’s no longer the candidate because he can’t string a sentence together, but, sure, let’s devote time to parsing this jumble.

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@NBCNews Lk k

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@RadioFreeTom @BanjoFiend Now you’re getting circular. Of course every group has unique interests, which is why turnout among those groups fluctuates. You seem to be expecting young voters to turn out *despite* their interests being ignored, which I don’t think is reasonable or realistic.

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@RadioFreeTom @BanjoFiend Frankly, voter turnout in the US is consistently miserable across the board. But young voters have unique interests and unless they are seriously addressed, you cannot expect a different result.

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@BanjoFiend @RadioFreeTom MTV doesn’t make policy. Youth voter turnout spiked in 2008 and 2020. There are reasons why.

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@RadioFreeTom All voting populations respond to engagement. That is what much of politics is about. Politicians do not prioritize engaging younger voters and there are obvious practical reasons for that. But expecting younger voters to “do better” when they are not engaged seems misplaced.

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@JudgeDillard “I'd like to suggest that...I be the one, that it be me…myself…”

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@AnnMLipton I’d say the response would be anything he says is immaterial/quasi-puffery because no reasonable investor would rely on it, but how reasonable can Truth Social investors be?

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@jdmortenson @ajrichar Everyone’s gotta make a living.

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@SaraBWarf Underrated masterpiece.

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@AnnMLipton I like that he hashtagged resistance.

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@jdmortenson Likely a more accurate omen than a groundhog.

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@kausmickey Do you do any fact checking?

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President Biden criticizes congressional Republicans and invites former President Trump to work together to lobby Congress on an immigration bill. This happening as both candidates visit the southern border.

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@jdmortenson Is it procrastination or just time better spent?