Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese

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[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

2024 media update.

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

Then give me my motherfucking money back

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Social Security is on track to become insolvent by the end of 2032, putting benefits at risk of a 22% cut. https://t.co/mLxXCy2iOY

[The Don Dada 🤴🏾 @RickCode]

This Karmelo Anthony verdict being found guilty right after a Chinese man was found innocent after chasing a black kid down and killing him should tell you everything you need to know about what our priorities should be in these United States

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

Them buildings can be unbuilt tho.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Ohio secretly gave 100% sales tax breaks, lasting up to 40 years, to tech giants for data centers, per https://t.co/9Wr6itu0Jb.

The exemptions—signed by Gov. Kasich—give Google, Meta and Amazon at least $600 million each.

Legislators say the contracts can't be undone.

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

Be like water.

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

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[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

In Japan, a gorilla named Kiyomasa got into a fight with his mate. She kicked him out of their enclosure at the zoo, and he was later spotted sitting alone, seemingly rethinking his life choices

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

RFK Jr. is reportedly focusing solely on his pet projects and has "checked out" of broader public health concerns and policy issues

https://t.co/AB0BneqaiY

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

🚨NOW: Rep. Thomas Massie just stood on the House floor and named what every politician in DC has spent 58 years pretending did not happen

The USS Liberty. June 8, 1967.

34 dead American sailors. 174 wounded. Over 70% casualty rate on a virtually unarmed US ship.

25 minutes of Israeli jets, Israeli rockets, Israeli 30mm cannon fire, and ISRAELI NAPALM ON THE BRIDGE. Then Israeli torpedoes. Then Israel machine-gunned the lifeboats.

MASSIE: "They were intent on leaving no survivor."

Then the part nobody wants you to think about: the Saratoga and the America launched planes to help. The planes were RECALLED. The crew sat there bleeding for 17 hours.

Dean Rusk. Richard Helms. Admiral Moaner. The chief counsel of the Court of Inquiry himself. None of them believed the "mistaken identity" story.

And now you understand exactly why the entire DC machine and Israel lobby has spent the last year trying to primary this man out of existence.

You are not allowed to say the quiet part. He said it anyway.

Honor the crew. https://t.co/XuDLeFF4gJ.

[Parlay Papi @KobesAndJordans]

https://t.co/7IkAmXHYQg

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

Threatening me to pay bills before they are actually due, simply doesn’t work on me.

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

Man makes a video distributing seeds high up for likes and views.

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

You need about 4 different incomes right now to be aiight.

[ℳ𝒶𝓇 @MarTheNerd]

Death so racist everyone keep bringing it up for 15 years

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Some Damn Macaroni and Damn Cheese @JESmith88]

This was a test.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

A robot in China wearing a clown wig roundhouse kicked a child in the stomach

[AuxGod @AuxGod_]

Keith David has officially received his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame on his 70th bday

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[E X X ➠A L E R T S @ExxAlerts]

ALERT: Trucker rescued a woman who was running through traffic, handcuffed after being allegedly kidnapped by a man posing as a police officer.

Anthony Moore was driving his truck in Aiken County, South Carolina, when he spotted a woman running across the road who was handcuffed.

“She says, ‘Help me, help me. He’s trying to kidnap me.'“

Jonathan Willard, 39, approached Moore’s truck and flashed a ‘badge’ sideways to Moore, saying he was law enforcement.

The woman jumped into Moore’s car, and according to Moore, she said, “No, he is not. He tried to kidnap me, sir.”

Another driver stopped and called 911, saying, “Yeah, he [Willard] can’t be legit… Hell no, because he’s in a white Cadillac.”

Williard then drove off, but was later located and arrested by authorities, and is being charged with impersonating law enforcement and kidnapping.

Moore, who is a preacher, says God put him there and, “Delayed divine timing. There is an appointed place for us to be at an appointed time.”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.