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[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"U look so unapproachable"
Yet here U are, approaching.

[Calvary🔮 @TamunoDavid2006]

Words that I cannot spell.
Boo k (like flowers that they give people)
Showfa (private driver)
Kolig (as in your workmate)
Fall straight (as in you fall straight me)
Silowet (that Shadow stuff)
iiii ( as in where a bride walks down during wedding)
😭😭

[𝙔𝙉𝘼𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 ❄️ XIUMIN'S OHO GIRL ❄️🌸 @XIUniverse99_]

May nag-inquire sa bentables ko here tapos Chinese ata yung buyer, gumagamit ng Google translate si ateng kasi ang lalim ng filipino niya tapos ako tong si patola. HAHAHAHA

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

“two wrongs don’t make a right.”

baby I wasn’t trying to make a right.
i was trying to make two wrongs.

[laurence 💀 @uncletwirl]

had a hunch something i would not like was going on so i snooped around and found something i don't like

[kanishk @kaxishk]

bring back human slop

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

she was fighting for her life

[via | college student trackers? @viauwry]

my kind of hot take:

students who don’t use
google sheets are making
college 10x harder 😭

mine literally tracks my
budget, tasks, calendar,
graphs, grades, and gwa
automatically.

once u learn formulas…
there’s no going back.

4EVER A GSHEETS GIRLIE ♡
#studytwt #metwt

[✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @missyungdoll]

Unrelated but Dawg they had her on the grill cooking spam ?

[𖢥 @mikeisaspider]

they should invent a job that hires you

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

[‎ً @likearj]

told the cashier to keep the change and she said I was 2 dollars short

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

when you meet a new friend group and realize it's just a group of people worshiping one person

[super sexy lesbian maeda riku @rikuzens]

thank you bes, may knorr seasoning ka?

[BiggJibbs @BiggJibbs]

the internet is currently going crazy over dog opening mouth gif

[mariano @mariannno_]

cuando uso "😔" esto es lo que quiero transmitir

[fishy and chips @FATFUCKINGCHUD1]

Cock and balls reveal