John Rice

Poet and writer from New York City. MFA in creative writing from Queens College. Obsessed with food and the power of weirdness.

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

My review of @7eleven french toast breakfast sandwich is up on @mcsweeneys right now!

Go read it, then think about it every time you go to 7-Eleven.

https://t.co/vYjga6bY7x

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@BarackObama You had the votes to pass universal healthcare and you blew it for us all because you were afraid of being too liberal for Republicans

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@dieworkwear @cathyparkhong Anyone who would say this doesn’t know the amount of labor it takes to slow simmer a stock like that—pho is hard work and a delicate art!

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@Mets @CitiField What do we get if we win this challenge?

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@plsticgluemoose @Mets And get put on waivers the day after

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@the_transit_guy Plus the benefits to energy costs and the environmental impact!

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Jeff Bezos is spending $200 billion on AI and robotics.

Jeff Bezos is replacing hundreds of thousands of his workers at Amazon with robots.

Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.

What a surprise. The Washington Post doesn’t want a moratorium on AI data centers.

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@dieworkwear Maybe they should just wear shorts at this point?

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@schiz04renic Pink Pony Club!

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@factpostnews Perhaps we should just die? That seems like the GOP plan

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@atrupar Is his plan to improve Medicare/Medicaid that we should just work and die before we’re able to get care?

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

Fold in the cheese and jump in the line

(Rest in Peace, Catherine O’Hara)

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

“We never bunch busses” @MTA 😂

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

There’s nothing I love more than standing outside in windchill of -1 for an hour because @MTA decides they don’t need to actually run busses for some reason

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

Why do you have arrival times on your app if there’s not actually busses that arrive??

Just tell us you cancelled our neighborhood’s bus line today so we can all give our money to cabs instead of @MTA

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

66.6, the thermostat setting of the beast

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Today DHS assassinated a VA nurse in the street, Bondi is attempting to extort voter files, and half the country is bracing on the eve of a potentially crippling ice storm with FEMA gutted.

So what is the President up to? Having a movie night at the White House.

He’s unfit.

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@yvessirae If he can’t cook for his pregnant wife, hiw is he going to take care of his kids?

[John Rice @JEdwardRice]

@GovKathyHochul There are so many better, safer, more affordable forms of alternative energy. Why not build those instead of something that could pollute the environment or meltdown?

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@WhiteHouse @HHSGov @SecKennedy How does juice and foam with significant amounts of protein count as “real food?”

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