spooky nuggets

art-maker, sentence-constructor, James Beard WCL finalist, culinary school drop out. INFJ. card-carrying @demsocialists.

[spooky nuggets @JEnsley]

Help Support DARE Center in good ol' #LFK! #lawrenceks #dgks https://t.co/iAcEuD2naD

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

I think normal upstanding Americans are underestimating how rapidly these weather control conspiracy theories are catching fire in the right.

[spooky nuggets @JEnsley]

@sarahlouwou This, and sending families to collections for $25 in school lunch debt.

Actually, school lunch debt. Period.

[Yishan @yishan]

Conspiracy theorists who keep saying there’s “no way” the hurricane could have intensified so much without some human cause are so close to getting it.

[Jill Twiss @jilltwiss]

The one good thing about hurricanes is that no one can get their period during them because it is the rule

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

Trump is literally proposing The Purge lmao

[Dylan B. Raines @dylanbraines]

Mind blowing to see two hurricanes, #HurricaneJohn on the left (west coast of Mexico), and #HurricaneHelene (Big Bend region of Florida) on the right, both making landfall at nearly the same time. #Helene #John

[Lauren Gill @laurenk_gill]

I was a witness for Alabama's execution of Alan Miller by nitrogen gas tonight. Again, it did not go as state officials promised. Miller visibly struggled for roughly two minutes, shaking and pulling at his restraints. He then spent the next 5-6 min intermittently gasping for air

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

BREAKING: Email address linked to Tim Walz found on hardcore plumbing advice forum

[spooky nuggets @JEnsley]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/JkcT2Rhwsi

[Steve Martin @UnrealBluegrass]

To any wacko heads who believe this story I invite you to go find a goose in a pond and carry it away.
Call me if you live.

[Sal Gentile @salgentile]

it's so funny how for weeks everyone telegraphed "she's gonna bait him" and her team was like "we're gonna bait him" and he managed to act normal for like 3 minutes and then she said one thing about his rallies and it was like feeding a gremlin after midnight

[Four Seasons Total Landscaping @TotalSeasons]

We’d like to announce that while we are not a hotel, we are a concept of a hotel.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

SURPRISE!!!!!!!! IT WAS BALLOONS!!!!!!!

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

DNC Roll Call the states be slipping in random facts:

MR SECRETARY!! I COME TO YOU FROM MY STATE, WHERE WE INVENTED THE FREEWAY ON RAMP, CHEESE GRITS, AND THE CURE FOR GONORRHEA! WE ARE HOME TO THE LARGEST SUV CUP HOLDER FACTORY IN THE WORLD! WE CAST OUR VOTE FOR KAMALA HARRIS

[Kaitlan Collins @kaitlancollins]

Lil Jon is on the convention floor singing “from the window….to the Walz” during Georgia’s turn for the roll call.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

if i was eaten up like this i would not post it

[Mike Nellis @MikeNellis]

I love Chicago so damn much.

[Nate Morris 🥥🌴 @_natemorris]

Tim Walz’s kids doing bunny ears behind him while he’s on national TV at the DNC is the most relatable, Minnesota content.

[spooky nuggets @JEnsley]

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