Josette

food nerd, dancer, voracious reader & worker-outer. (almost) stupidly optimistic Mariners 🔱 💙💚 fan. #baseballgirlies ⚾️#MAWWTWFT

[Josette @JFC2001]

@SECNAV “Semper Fi and Hooyah”?? You’d think the SECRETARY OF THE NAVY would know that Blue Angels ≠ Marines and ≠ SEALs. Demonstrating a level of stupidity that’s par for the course for anyone associated with this administration.

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@JRodFanClub those 3 men with whistles are doing the real Lord's work.

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@DiaryofaSickGrl The 90s I remember (I was a teen) were all about "fat is the devil, don't ever eat fat." My mom was a huge believer of that myth so I was allowed to eat entire boxes of SnackWells cookies - they were low in fat! Def not healthy!!

[Josette @JFC2001]

@KhananiShingan1 I was at the gym before work and the iron smell of the barbell, which I had never noticed before in ~15 years of weight training, was suddenly instantly detectable and overwhelmingly strong. Positive test as soon as I got home.

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@Mariners @whitesox Classy move by the @whitesox! What a great tribute.

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@JamesMartinSJ I've been a lapsed Catholic for almost 30 years...but even I would agree the Pope is unquestionably and eminently qualified to "opine" (aka present his thoroughly educated conclusions) on matters of theology.

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@ChristnNitemare Meanwhile she’ll get shamed and shunned for showing all that leg

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@Matt_Pinner Henrietta! She’s beautiful!

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@HawkEmDownChris 👑 Félix!! #34

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@hell_line0 The response? "Still looking for a man of substance worth listening to. Know any?"

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@luxemiaa This is the correct response. Encourage her early and often to *embarrass* men when they act inappropriately, to her or to the women around her!

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@KeruboSk This is a "10/10, no notes" clapback. Bravo, Dr. Sundaram!

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@AngieMentink So SO glad you are OK, and have an incredible support system surrounding you. Was wonderful seeing you on the broadcast last night, here’s to many (many!!) more.

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@Mr_Husky1 Too many to list them all, but the first two that come to mind are

schlocketts (chocolate)

and

sand-wench (sandwich)

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@senatoradrianna That was…extremely unexpected.

Hey maybe he wanted to get his worst start out of the way early and is gonna be lights out the rest of the season! 🤞🏼

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@wanglaurentceo Don’t forget the part where the US Embassy in Cuba asked to import diesel to keep its own generators running…can you imagine the audacity?! (Cuba refused to allow it.)

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@itsqail You forgot the Prius drivers who love to enforce the speed limit in the left lane. It's *always* a Prius.

[Josette @JFC2001]

As a Mariner, Geno became my favorite player, and will remain one of my favorites regardless of whose jersey he wears.

If Team USA couldn't win, I could not be happier that this walking embodiment of joy was the one who sealed the win for his country.

[tru @trumanation_]

Not one single person in that USA dugout gave THIS much of a shit. That’s the difference. We absolutely didn’t deserve to win this tournament

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@JoeFortenbaugh 2028 Olympics?

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@marxiners The good news is, WBC is now and World Series isn't until October/November...it's entirely possible that both can happen.

It's not like he said, "I would skip the World Series to go try to win the WBC" - I don't understand why everyone is acting like this is an either/or.