Jack Murphy

We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure...

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@SeatifyUK I suppose it’s a mute point as I didn’t screen shot it but the first pair of tickets I clicked on at 8am was in w3106 and there definitely wasn’t 100+ in there. No matter either way tbh as still hugely outweighed by demand.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@SeatifyUK In north stand tier 3 then. None of the Stretford end blocks had more than 50.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@14Richie10 @ManUtd @AndyMitten Yes I’ve been on the waiting list for years and this was my next hope of getting a full season ticket one day. I’ve wanted to be a season ticket holder with my dad for such a long time and now that he’s in his 70’s I don’t think it’s an experience we’ll ever get to share.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

So the cup season tickets for @ManUtd went on sale to premium members this morning. On it from the start and there were between 200-300 available, which is a laughable amount. Every time you clicked one it said it was taken and all completely gone by 8.05am. #manutd @AndyMitten

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@TORDFC RIP Rob. The creator of a show I’ve been watching my whole life and will do for the rest of it. Thank you. P.S don’t worry, death isn’t the handicap it used to be 😉

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@anldesign0 @ManUtd @adidas Haven’t had a proper 68 blue kit in years, this is probably the best concept I’ve ever seen, simple but with great details to it. The long sleeve with that trim would look decent too. Shame we won’t get one like this.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@AlternativeMUFC Needs to give his head a wobble. United away is the hardest ticket to get regardless of location.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@Villaste1 @DylanMcbennett7 17 appearances is misleading. Not many 90 minutes in there and last night he had 7 shots. That must be the most for a striker at United in a long time. If we keep up that rate of chance creation for him and he doesn’t improve you can claim to have a point but not at present.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@AlternativeMUFC I think there’s at least a structure now. I want to love watching United again and the last time I had that was Ole. Like Fergie he doesn’t need to be a Pep level coach. If he is able to hire experienced coaches who can help him achieve his goals I think he’d do better this time.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@bbctms @BBCSport That is the longest way possible of saying “I agree with Broady” 😂

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@triplemcricket @BumbleCricket @tntsports just sayin…

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@paulenglish1961 Yeah but think of how many views he’ll get from his fake meltdown when we get knocked out twice in one competition 😒

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@SkySportsPL This explanation is more reasoning for why we shouldn’t bother with VAR. It’s still down to an interpretation of the law rather than absolute fact. It makes the game worse, not better for having it.

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@ESPNFC Great stat 👍 Also utterly irrelevant without context. Seeing as you haven’t offered anything other than the fact itself it’s clear you are using United for clicks rather than offering any sort of insightful journalistic take. 👏 Hated, Adored, Never Ignored. #UTFR 🟥⬜️⬛️

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@AlternativeMUFC

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@ManUtd Yeah can’t wait for me to get my season ticket approved now… Or can I expect you to keep decreasing season ticket numbers like you are currently? Looks great for tourists and music fans though 👍

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@BBCSport Try thousands but at least you’re mentioning it unlike @SkySportsNews

[Jack Murphy @JFDM_Jack]

@talkSPORT @JeffStelling All premier league games should be available to watch in the UK legally as they are abroad. The concern with 3pm on Saturdays is reasonable and the simple solution is to replace the block PL Saturday 3pm kickoff with Sunday at 2.30pm. That way lower league viewing is protected.

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

When Ratcliffe announced bid for MU, an INEOS spokesperson said: “We want a Man United anchored in its proud history and roots in North-West of England, putting the Manchester back into Manchester United.”

how does hiking ticket prices and cutting local staff fit with this?