jeremy fitzpatrick

lawyer, advocate for the deaf and hard-of-hearing

[jeremy fitzpatrick @JFitzpatrick71]

@svdate @maggieNYT Your job is to get to the facts and that includes intelligent follow-ups, which are not arguing. Those follow ups were absent from election reporting and obviously still are.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days.

ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

TAPPER: “Iran says the Strait is closed…”
TRUMP: “Don’t talk about it.”
@jaketapper: “Ok.”

Journalism! This is tough to watch.

But hey can’t make things awkward at the White House Correspondents Dinner, right?

[Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma @lisa_liberal]

Whoever did this. Just know that I love you.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Donald Trump isn’t just the worst president in American history, he’s the worst American in American history.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

At some point in the future I believe we are going to find out that Donald Trump actually lost all 3 elections and never really secured more than 15-20% of the vote in any election.

[Jack Hopkins @thejackhopkins]

Anyone else had enough of this shit?

[Andrea Junker @Strandjunker]

US troops are not in Germany to protect Germany. They’re there because the US needs bases to conduct operations beyond the North American continent. If Trump withdraws them, he will harm the United States, not Germany.

It’s absurd how many Americans fail to grasp this.

[Chili Dog @RobertJMolnar]

this actually happened

this is not AI

wtf are we doing folks

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

This photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today.

[threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy]

If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.

[learie @astrogeanie]

I honestly cannot stress this enough but please start living and enjoying your life. Your life is passing by daily and all you’re doing is working, paying bills, and overthinking stuff you can't change. Start taking trips and treating yourself. Have fun with this life. You only get one.

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

Best advice I got in my 20s: Nobody cares. When you’re winning, nobody cares. When you’re losing, nobody cares. Stop fearing the judgement of people who were never even thinking about you. Nobody is thinking about you. They’re too busy thinking about themselves. Go do the thing.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[Governor Christine Todd Whitman @GovCTW]

Trump needs to be removed from office; he has clearly lost what little control of himself he had. He is a disgrace. The only good thing is that his derangement is becoming clearer even to his strongest supporters, so maybe the country can salvage its reputation after he's gone.

[alpha man @alphaman_111]

On day 1 of my high school history class, our professor got up and said

You are 15 or 16 years old. 200 years ago people your age were married, planted crops, had children, and built a cabin by winter. You can do your homework. The bar set for you historically is embarrassingly low. You are not dealing with regional famine or plague. You do not have to save your family from marauders or go into battle to destroy your enemies. You have to sit down and learn from someone who cares about you in a safe, air-conditioned room. You have no excuses.

[Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez]

I cannot believe libs got Catholicism in the national divorce

[Magister Johannes Josephus @nassaujuan]

“A degree in medieval history won’t help you understand current events” they said