John Fletcher

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@elonmusk You built an iron man suit, didn't you? Dibs.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

It’s not Christmas. It’s not Christmas. It’s not Christmas. Stop it. It’s November 1. 15% of the year comes between now and December 25.
Stop it. It’s not Christmas.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

If you wanna see today's episode of "Fans say the dumbest shit".... I think people who get upset over a tank being called "sexy" have probably never seen one do the lord's work.

[Cheezburger @Cheezburger]

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is losing followers after reposting a photo on social media from the military. The post seemed innocent to many of his fans, but there have been many others who have expressed their distaste for the post.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@neiljetel @SBakerMD Kinda wish he had shattered the skull of the guy who grabbed him.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@nelsonKirsten This made me happy I logged into Twitter. Thank you. 🖤

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@keegolicious Next up: KCT as The Doctor. 😂🖤

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@keegolicious Commenting on this just so I remember to watch it later.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@macfadyenangus @HannahCHunter @Omundson I think the trick is to have someone like it at the same time as you unlike it... That way the number stays the same and no one is the wiser. Otherwise, you just have to delete your whole Twitter and start a new one under a false name. 😐

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@imnottayediggs Yes. But I feel that as a human in general. Just a general sense of dishearted dismay.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@garretdillahunt I seriously want all these creepy things for my 3 year old.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@netflix make this happen.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@elonmusk Lordi is the shiiiiiiit! (Thats the only one I know from Eurovision 😂)

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@BraveTart It just keeps taking me to a PHP error page and wont load the cached version. No worries, though. After failing 4 batches, I found a method to work.

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@BraveTart so.... I recently discovered a love of making macarons. I also discovered Tampa's dislike of not being humid, and the effect that has..... Tips, so I can make them more than 4 days a year? (I cant get your blog to load, that was the first place I checked)

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@Doeboy_OMG @peta He about to #donate these hands 😂

[Greg @humbleminion]

@peta I'm an Australian wildlife rescue volunteer. #SteveIrwin and his family gave an awful lot of quiet, unpublicised support to organisations like mine. He was a serious conservationist & did the hard & unglamourous work required. PETA are attention-seeking posers by comparison

[BobbyBigPlays @BobbyBigPlays2]

@peta Extra, extra read all about it!

[BananaSageOni @sotd0xgames]

@peta Ok last one i promise

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@garretdillahunt I mean, that is a good thing, right?

[John Fletcher @JFletch2000]

@SBakerMD I'm in. Not because I care either way, but because I miss war.