college students be like
airpods: in
fafsa: spent
gas tank: empty
person i’ve been texting: ghosted
iced matcha w/ oat milk: slurped
midterm: failed
will to live: nonexistent
Friday nights for kids in the Midwest:
“Meet at McDonald’s”
“I’m bored let’s go drive around”
“Bonfire party tonight”
*Walking around Walmart or the
mall for fun*
“Let’s go to Steak ‘n Shake”