Desiree Garcia

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[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

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[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

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[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

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[Ash_b @phoney_travel]

I went to the doctor and he told me that I need to stop masturbating. I asked WHY, and he said because I'm trying to examine you.

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@KLykinz @Cmprsngr Now that's just dirty. Its not like I smashed your pumpkin!

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr @KLykinz You two combined is like HALF of me on a vodka hangover and accidentally drinking a whole bottle of NiteQuil. Bring it!

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr @KLykinz Guys, infidelity is a real problem in America today. He would be dumb if it were true. Bet that pussy has fleas. Whore

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@KLykinz My ego is proportional to my body so chill out you silly goose @Cmprsngr

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@KLykinz Thanks boo! Glad to know I gots a hood rat sista! Ride til we die - side puss or not!

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

Just realized I'm 'used to pump up my shoes by squeezing the tongue' old.

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

I bet when you get divorced no one prepares you for how hard it is to get a stick figure decal off a car and adjust the rest to look right

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

If drinking a bottle of wine & walking in heels was a sport-I would still be terrible at it but would have got less dirty looks this morning

[StarkCity @StarkCity]

I do this thing where I bottle shit up inside until I fucking snap retard style.

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

Let's all pretend I didn't just watch back to back episodes of Dora and eat lasagna for breakfast. K???

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

Husband pissed me off so I deleted all the stuff he hasn't seen from the DVR while he's out of town. Your move ass hole! #singleisbetter

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr Does Rock know you have your tits out on your Twitter avi? If he did - would you still be allowed to live under Rock?

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr Eileen, cause you only have the one good leg so you have to lean. Duh. Do you live under a rock or something!?

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr I'm still gonna call you Eileen. I'm hood. I just ate 2 hot dogs and didn't even wait to get in the pool! IDGAF! Street

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr You wear Lucky Brand jeans and can't fit shit over that big ass leg brace. #cripplelife

[Desiree Garcia @JGreene622]

@Cmprsngr I needed a classic duck face while wearing a seat belt to prove my gangsta status. Street Cred. #thuglife