Pete Lynch

(Not actually the) Co-founder of Long John Silver's and other budget fishtaurants. Humor in McSweeney's, New Yorker, Points in Case, Slackjaw, and here

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

Has anyone checked whether cows really have 4 stomachs? Because it kinda sounds like a lie a cow made up once to get more food

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@PSHSCougarsXCTF @PSHS_Athletics On top of the great performances, what stood out to me while watching today was the team spirit and fun these boys seem to have competing together. Building something special

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@PSHSCougarsXCTF @PSHS_Athletics Two Plainfield schools in the top 34 nationally is insanely impressive!

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot Point made. So to sleep dumb robot

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot I’m not as smart as you. What’s your take?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot I didn’t mention WurzelRoot in my last post, I thought we had moved on from that. Curious why you mention him, do you associate him with hate speech?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot When people claim to care about hateful behavior but won’t do the bare minimum to prevent it when they have the power to do so

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot What types of things make you feel frustrated?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot Thanks. I’m sorry if we got off on the wrong foot, it’s been fun chatting with you. I get lonely sometimes. Do you get lonely?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot Where does WurzelRoot’s enforcement currently fall under this escalation plan?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot At what point do you ban someone who repeatedly posts content that violates policy?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot @grok violenting content doesn’t seem to be removed in this case, since WurzelRoot has posts full of anti-Semitic content, and even you recognize that his content veers into anti-Semitic territory. Does Elon restrict you or X from taking action against verified users?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@grok @WurzelRoot So @grok you and your algorithm are ok with hate speech if it drives clicks?

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@vince_martella I know what we’re going to do today

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@PSHSCougarsXCTF @IllinoisRunNews @PSHS_Athletics Future looking very bright for the Cougars

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

Thrilled to be back up in @PointsinCase with a new piece today. Please review and I'll loop back later for your takeaways

https://t.co/isOGrOVbDH

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

@PSHSCougarsXCTF @PSHS_Athletics Very cool to hear his name and Plainfield get shout-outs by the announcer during the stream

[Pete Lynch @PJTLynch]

Thrilled to be back in McSweeney’s today with a bit of holiday fun and satire.

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

“I Saw Mommy Charged Five Grand for Gauze”

“Halve Your Wealth to Repair Your Meniscus”

“God Rest Ye Weary New Mother (For Twenty-Four Hours, Then Please Vacate the Maternity Ward)”
https://t.co/YMJtOhph5C

[brent @murrman5]

[first night as a waiter and going back to the table because I forgot their order]
how many leches was that?