Guardian

Presgard di HELLIS!🤡 #DetroitBasketball X #OnePride #AVFC

[Calvin Applebottom II @_MaroonKoolAid]

For those of you who don’t understand, in college football terms this would be like Notre Dame’s schedule

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Feels good to wake up in the world’s undisputed soccer power 🇺🇸

It may not be a real sport, but like everything else, America is the best

And the British are punching the air

[Jalil💰 @ab_jaliil]

Messi went to PSG, Ronaldo started saying the SPL is better than Ligue 1.

Messi went to MLS, Ronaldo said the SPL is much tougher than MLS.

Messi won the Ballon d'Or and Ronaldo said the Ballon d'Or has lost its credibility.

Messi won the World Cup and Ronaldo called it a 6-7 game tournament and even said winning the Euro is much tougher than winning the World Cup.

The list goes on. He is obsessed with Messi, and it is making him go mad because Messi is not slowing down like him.

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

This might be one of the funnest World Cup tweets up there LMAOOO

[Daemar 🇺🇸 @daemarrrr]

European stadiums are so shit they think MetLife is elite 😭😭😭

[#KiIlCubarsi🇦🇷🇧🇷🇪🇸 @9ballondors]

Tried Ronaldo hatewatch gimmick but felt bad bec they aren’t even passing him the ball

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

"I'll liken England to the Dallas Cowboys a little bit... they've won it once and have never stopped talking about it."

@kschmeichel1 with more on #WCNow.

[FaZe ZooMaa @ZooMaa]

If you don’t think Messi is the goat idk if you can be trusted…

[Sam Humphreys @SamHumphreys34]

Skip is the GOAT when it comes to sports nicknames:

-“Team Obliterator”
-“George Paul”/“Playoff Pee”
-“Bosh Spice”
-“Westbrick”
-“LeBrick”
-“Kyle I should’ve been a Bowler”
-“Joe Fluke-O”
-“Me, Myself & Iverson”
-“Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane”
-“Ason Kidd”
-“Luka Oncic”
-“Zaza PaCheapShot”
-“Jeff Can’t”

The list goes on…

But I have to say.

“Victim Wembanyama” is Skip’s best work.

[۟ @JahGoated]

TURN THIS SHIT UP

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

He’s not being rude, he’s simply using what he thinks is the English version of the poetic French term “À jamais”

[Josh Eberley 🇨🇦 @JoshEberley]

To me, this is beautiful. No excuses, no unassailable mountain.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

Stateside, a gas station. I drank a frozen blue beverage too quickly, and was struck down by a punishment this entire nation knows, and accepts, and has named.

The drink is called a slush. Ice, sweetness, and a blue that does not occur in nature. The day was hot. I was thirsty. I drank like a soldier at a river.

The pain arrived in my skull like a war horn.

Behind the eyes. Above everything. Total. I gripped the roof of my car. I may have made a sound.

"Brain freeze," said the cashier through the door, with no urgency whatsoever.

It has a NAME. The affliction is so common it has a household name, like a cousin.

"Tongue on the roof of your mouth," called a man at the pumps. He did not look over. He prescribed the remedy mid-pump, casually, the way one mentions weather.

I pressed my tongue to the roof of my mouth. The war horn faded. The healer nodded at his pump, finished, and was gone in a Chevrolet.

In my land, punishment follows crime by way of courts and seasons. Here, the sentence is instant. Drink with greed, and the ice strikes the mind directly. No trial. No appeal. Perfectly fair.

And here is what moves me. EVERYONE has felt it. The cashier. The healer. Children. Elders. An entire nation united by the same small lightning, all taught the same cure, all passing it on to strangers at gas stations, free of charge.

You cannot fully distrust a country once you know it shares one pain.

The freeze does not punish thirst. It punishes haste.

I finished the slush slowly, like a scholar. Blue tongue. Clear mind.

Then at the door I forgot everything, drank deeply, and was struck down again.

"Tongue, hon," said the cashier, without looking up.

Discipline is a journey.

[HTB ♨️ @HenryTheBlasian]

On my soul this lamest shit I ever seen lol, no one even asked him he literally just said it. L Pops idc.

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

HIT EM WITH A FOURTH GOAL SO THEY KNOW WE AINT SORRY

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

I’m seeing tweets like this all over the timeline. Never did I think the entire world would be praising all our players. What a day.

[Grand Regent bigbird✬ @terrificprodigy]

If you tell her this is why you want to break up, she would go tell her friends you broke up over shawarma.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

IT’S CALLED SOCCER NIGGA

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Wishing a happy weekend to my fellow normies

[Zoldyck @Michealkaiser_]

This is why you can't impress me with that Sydney Sweeney shit. I know what a real bad white bitch looks like