JHALL

4x all banter team, 3x all-pro banter, 1x banter all star game mvp, 2x banter champion, 1x banter championship mvp

[JHALL @JHALLferd]

Tough one to get this morning from the landlord

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@JonQuick32 Move in day. Woke up like it was Christmas morning

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The amount of texts I have received about this UMass football team are absurd.

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@junkyarddave114 Calves of titanium

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It’s a guy at works 43rd birthday today. I wished him happy birthday about an hour ago and he just yelled to me he’s going to bite my dick off. Don’t really know how to respond to that one.

#maddiekowalski

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@heatdaddy69420 don’t mind my white divorced mothers tv setup but this guy fucking stinks

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Just kinda hit me that a straight male complimented my finger nails today while I was opening some NyQuill because I’m a fucking pussy but that’s kinda weird. Who the fuck compliments another guys finer nails

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Might just be me but it’s not that hard to put the seat up when you’re ripping a piss. Some of us have to take a shit sometimes

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New Years Eve might be the biggest amateur night out there. Trying to think of a more amateur night but I think I have New Years in the 1 spot

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@6beerdinner Mhm

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I think it’s kinda fucked up I don’t have a student manager for my D2 Acha team. Why the fuck am I cleaning 15 pairs of underwear and socks that have become yellow after months of sitting. I want a student that dedicates his life to cleaning my gitch.

#achahockeyiscollegehockey

[JHALL @JHALLferd]

Just gave my boy that has a dui a ride. He took the aux and just tossed Alice In Chains on to set the tone. So nails getting a dui before turning 21. That’s what separates the hammers from the nails. If you’re going to run with the wolves you better howl at the moon.

[JHALL @JHALLferd]

There’s something about Karamas prime that just gets my dick hard. Kid would just toss 35 points for your fantasy team and wouldn’t even ask for a thank you or a venmo

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

Didn't even look like Alvin Kamara was trying 😭

[JHALL @JHALLferd]

Mary Kate Cornett. Not my hero but our hero. So nails. Hof shit out of that stud

[Juancarlo “Juan” Suarez🇹🇹🦈 @juan_suarez123]

Yeaahhhhhh buddy’s cooked

[JHALL @JHALLferd]

This is so nails. Gotta give it to this stud for ripping a .33 SEV off the chin.

[Texas A&M Police @TAMUPolice]

Public Intoxication. Aggie Park. Contacted subject eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey. BAC was .337. Released to EMS. #BTHOflorida

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Just saw a kid dogging it out on cookie clicker. Made me smile

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Just thinking about that hit Ivan Barbashev laid on Samuel Girard and absolutely obliterated his sternum. The nails to just go out there and break another dogs sternum is so sick

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Flagship university this flagship university that. Dude the flagship smells like straight ass like all the time.

#marykatecornett
#stinky
#flagship

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I can confidently say that the worst invention of all time is one ply toilet paper. That shit rips me apart