Jordyn Haupert

BPG Class of 2017 🎓

[nonstandard mcdonald's @nonstandardmcd]

dinkytown mcdonald's (1963)

minneapolis, mn

deceased as of 4pm cst yesterday, 12/14/2020

thank you to all who submitted - we are sorry for your mcloss.

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

I had 24 years to come up with a hobby. I didn’t and now I’m shit outta luck

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Jordyn Haupert @JHopss10]

@kadymatzz I’m with ya...

[Jordyn Haupert @JHopss10]

@spookiibitch21 Me literally everyday since this shit started....

[ᴅᴀʀɪ @darikashian]

Me ignoring text messages until I gain enough energy to be social again.

[ESPN @espn]

Kirk Cousins is now 0-9 on Monday Night Football.

That's the worst record in NFL history.

[Ben Krych @bkrych2]

Welcome to Minnesota
@gopherfootball @espngameday

ROW. THE. BOAT.

#AxeWeek #SkiUMah 🏈 🚣‍♀️ 🔥

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

ROW THE BOAT! 🚣‍♂️

For the first time ever ... We're headed to Minneapolis! SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, @GopherFootball!

(📍@HomeDepot)

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

Row the Boat, Ski-U-Mah, Go Gophers!

Bring Floyd back home where he belongs! 🐖

#OneMN | @GopherFootball

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I really can’t believe high school me was texting people 24/7 like now if I receive more than 3 texts from someone in an hour my entire body shuts down it’s like the scene in monsters inc with the sock

[Coach Emmit Carpenter @Mit_Carp]

We might need a bigger boat...

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Now welcoming the Golden Gophers to the AP Poll Top 10 👏

1. LSU
2. Ohio State
3. Clemson
4. Alabama
5. Georgia
6. Oregon
7. Minnesota
8. Utah
9. Penn State
10. Oklahoma

[Minnesota Football @GopherFootball]

Oars in the water.

[Brian Luebben | Action Academy Podcast @brianluebben]

Hey! Sorry I forgot to text back the other day! I’m going to reply really fast for the next 15 minutes to try and make up for it but then forget to reply again!

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

my ideal saturday? day drink then come home, nap, pretend we’re going out for like 30 mins then give up and watch the greatest showman & order enough chinese food to feed an entire village. guy fieri is there.

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

when i said “i got the horses in the back” it was in reference to reversing the ongoing climate change, water pollution, and catastrophic political climate we are witnessing in these trying times.