jake hynes

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

I’ve been getting shit on all week and just realized it’s April fools day today so I’m turning my phone off and not going outside lol 🖕

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

Don’t let Joseph Ossai back on the plane to Cincy. Cut his dumbass right now. What a fucking moron 🤦‍♂️

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@espn you’ve been replaying and talking about the worst moment of a man’s life for over 24 hours straight #fuckingvultures

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

The lady that just delivered my door dash pulls up hotboxing a cig and then a girl maybe 3-4yrs old gets out the back and walks through the snow to bring my food up to the door. 0 stars should be an option 🤦‍♂️

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

Worst tko I’ve ever seen. The champ should have to be knocked out, not an early fucking stoppage even if he is getting rocked. Was up 3-1 with a minute left. Bullshit. #Izzy #UFC281

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

Fuck Bama and Clemson!! 💀

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

#OhioAgainstTheWorld #FNY

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

THAT just happened #ForTheLand

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@TheKevinMullins I have a feeling this won’t age well

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

I aspire to one day be half as chill while driving as the guy who just cruised passed me going 90+ with his foot hanging out the window

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@Kodfucius I wish the fat kid with the butterfly knife was way less scary than this dude lol

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

I gotta quit playin with my life so much - dude behind me clearly strung out driving a beater is going apeshit honking yelling tryna pass me at a stop sign when there’s other cars going so I take my time and then fuck with him when he’s trying to pass me again and don’t let him..

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

Dude turns around but there’s too many cars and finally lost him for good. Shit made for a pretty good rush but got damn man I think I almost died lol

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

I end up making a couple quick turns and finally bust a left in front of traffic forcing him to go past me. Just when I think I’m good here he comes up the road from the opp direction straight fucking at me with his head out the window yelling and spits at my windshield lol…

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

Insomnia cookies never lets me down 🥰

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

The Reds really threw a no hitter and lost today 🙈😂

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

When you see a spider the size of a quarter next to your bed so you turn to grab something to kill it with and when you turn back it’s gone 😱 yeh I’m not going back to sleep

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@stockit2theman I was shocked at first about the stolen vibrator then I remembered a time I saw on Fayette county yard sale or some shit a chick selling her “slightly used” vibrator 🤦‍♂️ 😂

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@Jazzersize_Park @TheKevinMullins @Meeeeeker @King_Dominick17 Haha there it is

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@Jazzersize_Park @TheKevinMullins @Meeeeeker @King_Dominick17 Where in that did I “come at you” bro?? You came at me outta nowhere completely off topic from my comment on the original post

[jake hynes @JHynes3]

@Jazzersize_Park @TheKevinMullins @Meeeeeker @King_Dominick17 No one came at you tho at first - I’m honestly lost why you came out so hot and super defensive