JonathanIsBadAtGames

I'm something of a triple threat. The best livestream on Twitch, the best reviews on YouTube, and the best delusions of grandeur.

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@humble VVVVV

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@stclairashley I suppose the most consistent argument would be it's not a sex change; because they're born with XY chromosomes and cannot change that. They're just cutting up their genitalia to affirm their identity. Which is gender rather than sex.

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@jmsTradesCrypto @lfs6b The guy in the building seems to be offering direction regarding whatever photograph is being taken, then moves out of sight. I don't think it's a rejection. But he does seem rather lost.

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@ianAThompsn @Megohelie1 It is a bit ironic that you're defending fake news.

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@breelz28 Omegle videos.

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🕵️Cracking Open A Cole Case With The Boys👮 IMPECCABLE Lie Detection. QUESTIONABLE Lying Capabilities. Leave Your X's At the Door. No Hints! Just Skill! https://t.co/gZKGE0PM9W

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@TwoStarGames

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Dystopian novel idea:

Likeable eccentric billionaire champions free speech and dismantles totalitarian social media app only to secretly leverage the strategies and technology within to control the masses via a brain chip he also developed. 👀

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@mngiddings13 @PJBuckley818 @OrwellNGoode Being typically anxious, I find that jokes that strike an emotional chord tend to make me feel better; because they address what I'm anxious about and show me that there's nothing, really, to worry about. The worst has happened, and it was nothing.

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@mngiddings13 @PJBuckley818 @OrwellNGoode The mother is the one that says "They shouldn't speak that way! You are precious and perfect!" which is what causes the stress of "They shouldn't, but they do." Rather than being noise, it becomes an affront, which becomes discomfort.

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@apocryphecy @elonmusk @getpaidwrite Voluntarily segregating and dividing based on race is “woke”. Turning violent over political ideology is “woke”. Outrage and cancel culture is “woke”. That which undermines unity under the guise of altruism. Destructiveness with the hubris of moral imperative. It is not leftism.

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@apocryphecy @elonmusk @getpaidwrite He did not make that claim. It appears to me that you aren’t on the same definition of “woke”, and you assume he conflates “woke” with your beliefs. In this context, it seems “woke” is being anti-humanity. This is not the first stage of that belief.

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"I think anyone that wants a steamed towel on their face needs psychiatric help." - Random customer at Sports Clips.

Imagine having such powerful opinions on every subject known to man. 🤣

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✋Lonely Man Makes Do With One Hand✋ One Arm, No Legs, and a Life's Worth of Research to Protect! Endoparasitic! Happy Halloween! 🎃 https://t.co/gZKGE0PM9W

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🎶❤️Break Beats Not Hearts!❤️🎶 Tonight We're Defib-thrill-ating Patients Through The Power of Music in Rhythm Doctor. https://t.co/gZKGE0PM9W

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“The heart wants what the heart want.” That bitch ain’t got nothing on my bladder.

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🎶❤️Hearts: Some Beats Are Better Left Undropped.❤️🎶 Tonight We're Defib-thrill-ating Patients Through The Power of Music in Rhythm Doctor https://t.co/gZKGE0PM9W

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@woodlandstreams Science question: When woodpeckers were evolving, how many iterations were just idiots smashing their face into tree trunks before they figured out the beak?

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[👿NIGHTMARE👿] RIPs☠️ and Tears😭 Until I Am Done! Doom Eternal, Re-Conquering Main Campaign and Then the DLC! https://t.co/gZKGE0PM9W