Anti religion, Anti morality, Pro Ethics, Pro Science, Pro Choice, Pro Pot. Retired Mathematician, Amateur Astronomer, Love Dogs, Navy Vet. Name is Chuck
BREAKING: WOW! A Republican candidate for the Missouri House gets hit with federal charges for allegedly scheming to plant cocaine on his primary opponent ahead of the election.
This entire party is full of literal criminals...
โCandidates are expected to conduct their campaigns with integrity, honesty, and respect for their opponents, allowing voters to make informed decisions without fear of misinformation or undue influence,โ said U.S. Attorney R. Matthew Price.
Thomas Christopher Ross appeared in court today to face a charge for "conspiring to distribute a controlled substance." He allegedly asked his former campaign manager to plant a bag containing cocaine and Adderall inside either the purse or a vehicle belonging to his primary opponent Louise Secker.
Rather than mindlessly obey their wannabe mobster boss, the campaign manager informed officers at the Joplin Police Department about the plot. According to the authorities, the deeply stupid Ross asked the former campaign manager via text message to carry out the crime while he was "out of state on vacation." He was so incompetent that he created a digital paper trail of his alleged conspiracy. The case was ultimately handed over to the FBI.
The irony is that despite his little caper failing, Ross ultimately defeated Secker in the primary by a few dozen votes. In other words, had he not decided to roleplay as a master criminal, he'd be cruising smoothly towards the general election right now.
Now, for obvious reasons, Peter Kinder, the chair of the Missouri Republican Party, is demanding that Ross "immediately" pull out of the race.
โBeing the Republican nominee for public office carries with it a responsibility to the voters, the community, and the principles our party represents,โ Kinder stated. โThe people of the 161st District deserve a nominee who can devote his full attention to earning their trust and representing their interests in Jefferson City.โ
It seems that barely a week goes by without another Republican politician getting charged with some heinous crime. These people look at the leader of their party, a mass-murdering, conman pedophile and think "gee, I should be a criminal too." But since they're not insulated by the vast powers of the Oval Office, they end up falling flat on their faces and getting hauled in front of a judge.
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