jj d☭mon, Jolly East

jj demon. felon/junkie/sweetie pie. marxist (i used to read) my 1st album - your 1st kiss, my last album - your 100th act of revolutionary violence ☺️

[jj d☭mon, Jolly East @JJDemonic]

just realized that Sinatra “when I was 17” song from the sopranos stops at 35 and after that he’s like “now I’m in the autumn of my years”. dog if ol’ blue eyes was cashing in his chips at 36 the rest of us should eat the closest gun

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@JPHilllllll I’m going thru this right now

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i’m actually asking

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if you were trapped in like brig or some shit with a dog, would it start eating you alive as it starved? or would it be polite and just hope you died first and then CRUSH some human flesh? i guess it needs more context. your dog might wait awhile. anyway happy Easter everybody

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@RedVelvetPapi husky bar work. and he raps it like he don’t need it which is hard in itself. he just got them for you, he don’t care whether you on it or not. salute

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@offbeatorbit @Shikaternia she invites you to the cookout but it’s hosted by Jesse Plemons from Judas and the black messiah going “the panthers are just the black KKK. I’ll go get those hot dogs started.”

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the marvel shit is still for babies but it does own that the Punisher arc in the new daredevil tackled the cops’ right wing co-opting of his logo, and how he actually hates them and goes on a violent killing spree of cucklords for disrespecting his set like that. salute honestly

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I sound like I’m doing a commercial but I’m just really floored that it’s existed in my bedroom tv for years and I never took it seriously. come to find out I’m late. folks have been crushing Wayne’s world 2 from the halfway point for years and I was none the wiser,

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been watching live TV on my Roku and getting that feeling we took for granted as kids. the communal experience of watching What’s On with thousands, maybe millions of other people. I decide to look it up and was astonished to learn like 60% of US households are doing this.

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specifically Roku live TV I mean. I knew cable was out, I cut the cord in like 2014. but I had no idea so many people were watching Lieut. Columbo eat a CHOICE looking hot dog on the beautiful free Roku live feed. I guess people realize it came free with the tv and been going in.

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very happy to be sober but it’s definitely when i act more like a drunk. drinking and using JJ would never make homemade mayonnaise at 3am because he wanted a tuna sandwich and the miracle whip was bad. but sober JJ did just that. i feel like jolly west whenever a recipe works

[jj d☭mon, Jolly East @JJDemonic]

reaching middle-aged dad zenith by wearing house moccasins and ripping thru episodes of Columbo all day. feel like i need a pack of Winston 100s to bring it all the way home. my wife calls from work and i’m like “he’s solving a murder on a cruise ship in this one.”

[jj d☭mon, Jolly East @JJDemonic]

I’m going nuts on Mercari selling a bunch of rare Vinegar Syndrome and Arrow Video blurays/4Ks, plus just regular movies and a bunch of new streetwear. So if that’s your shit look me up @ jjdemon. I’ll be posting more and more shit all the time too. I have pretty much everything

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I make my triumphant return to social media like the vin diesel car when he’s in Cuba in fast like 7 I think. no one thought I’d make it, and I’m on fire and dying as I cross the finish line, but something’s cool about it if you know who karl marx is

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@justinboldaji @janedoeTRAPS Things got hectic but I’m surviving. Feds raided us, bunch of shit. literally brought my boy out from Denver to record some albums and he caught a RICO lol. but i’m trynna get back in the mix cuz yous were my people. I needed a break from socials but twitter was home.

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@iknowWhiteGold dog what the fuck is happening here lol. am I seeing this correctly

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@Srirachachau I kinda thought they’d have to take this approach but remembered that most things suck and are bad so I’m gonna just enjoy it either way. but yeah that seems like how to really nail this as a project

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@facetedcarapace I had the Shaq-Diesel album as a kid. not to brag

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just remembered I got a box of watermelon mike and ike’s when I was stumbling thru Kroger in a fugue state earlier. putting a win up no one expected lets go. catch me tomorrow, the grim reaper 🫣😁