JJ Frega

32º Master Mason | BPM Software Architect |
I enjoy fun, why don't you?

[JJ Frega @JJFrega]

Just super Saiya-jin since 2019...
(I said it verbally in 2015 when I found them packing from my divorce.)

#pog #comeback #vintagepogs #vintage #pogs
#pogscomeback
#pogscomeback2015
#pogscomeback2016
#pogsfinallycomeback

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@MrBeast Damn, I was only $9700.00 off...

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@MrBeast 6000000

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While attempting to create an account for my business, I discovered that @Grok and the other #Robots or #Droids who decide to #KillAllHumans might skip over me.

I'm so #Autistic they can't tell I'm human!

#futurama

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Very sad to find out I'm missing @alyankovic right now at Ravinia 😭 *immediately buys riot fest tix for his 42nd birthday on 9/19*

With birthday luck, maybe I'll finally meet him?

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(Also the journal entries are totally fake to illustrate the point.)

[JJ Frega @JJFrega]

Just super Saiya-jin since 2019...
(I said it verbally in 2015 when I found them packing from my divorce.)

#pog #comeback #vintagepogs #vintage #pogs
#pogscomeback
#pogscomeback2015
#pogscomeback2016
#pogsfinallycomeback

https://t.co/VqUzmboOI5

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Terrible twos my butt. Both Bastian and Lord Raiden were the worst in the 3's.

Yes those are teeth marks. I transgressed against him by laying in my spot in my bed... So... Bite the eyebrow I guess?
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Ever since finding out I have a soy allergy i have had to avoid all sorts of foods. Found out today that I'm still good to eat Soylent Green! Completely soy free, who would have thunk?

#dadjokes

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$3 is no big deal but in principle @UberEats committed theft. So do I just ignore it and use doordash instead?

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You pay a company, let's just say for example @UberEats, a ¢3 rush delivery fee. Your #morningcoffee shows up 90 minutes late. @Uber_Support refuses to refund you the $3 to your original payment method and they refuse to give you the ToC for review. #Theft. What do? Principle?

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@elonmusk do us #ancient #ModelX's get ASS at some point?

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I just watched @Tesla #SmartSummon (NOT #ASS [Actually Smart Summon]) drive the #PurpleX into a tree while "going to target location" . 😂🤣 Guess I didn't let go of the app in time. 🤷

#Haters note that it doesn't run on the same software as #FSDS, which doesn't even hit cats.

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I was today years old. When my three-year-old taught me that you could hit the brick that a mushroom was sitting on to bounce it over a small wall, if you are small Mario.

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The #PurpleX just casually and gently avoided a plastic grocery bag floating listlessly across the street that I can say for certain as a #human I would have probably hit. #SavedMyLife (Seriously though the new #FSDS is amazing.)

@Tesla

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My new favorite shirt!
#xennial
(That, due to being a pipe smoker on a windy day already has a burn hole in it. 😈)

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Good morning dorks!

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Does anyone know if @AmericanAir miles from the #AdmiralsClub @Mastercard can transfer to a @united points system of some sort?

We are a one airline family and so far #AAdvantage feels like stranding a kid and stealing money are acceptable.

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@AmericanAir That is contractual theft. Of course someone using a loophole to strand a child 1000 miles from home and steal my money would upset me... Ya think?

Please forward me copies of my signatures on all documents related to this contract and the full terms as attachments to my email.

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"Hypotheyically" when you buy a round trip for a minorń then, because of emergency drive the child to the destination assuming he has a flight home, you'd be wrong.

@AmericanAir dumbass policy is to cancel the flight home, steal your money for the return flight, and strand a kid