50 year old white dude: kids these days have no respect
50 year old white dude @ 19 year old server: sweetheart your body is way too sexy to be working here
After much thought and consideration I��ve decided to revise my previous tweet:
Fellas, if you wanna be gross and leave your number on the receipt,
Don’t.
Fellas,
If you’re gonna be gross and leave your number on the receipt, at least leave a good tip 🙄 I get this all the time and without fail the tip is always less than 10%
If this time of year triggers depression or loneliness for you, I understand and you aren’t alone. Baby steps. Don’t be hard on yourself to be “on” or feel what others are feeling. Pockets of joy may surprise you and I hope they do. You got this. 👍🏻
My boyfriend is so cute he just got a 2DS so he could play Pokémon and he’s showing me all his Pokémon over skype and he’s so exited and honestly? I’m in love