Jonathan Johnson

I get by

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

If someone was shrunk down to the size of an ant would they be able to make a little ant sized campfire with the same principles? Does it scale like that?

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@dillyjung Which one?

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary #Iran #Israel

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@IndeedOre I have zero doubt she’s been lurking

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

What is this timeline

[Rocket City Trash Pandas @trashpandas]

@NewYorker @louisahthomas

[NASA Marshall @NASA_Marshall]

As a payload operations director at #NASAMarshall, Jacob Onken leads flight controllers in the @Space_Station Payload Operations and Integration Team, a role his father once held.

Watch to learn more about their story. 📺

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

NyQuil

[Pepe Meme @pepe_fgm]

Guess what they took?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Cosmic Baseball could be the greatest invention of our generation @StoolBaseball

[Auburn Men's Golf @AuburnMGolf]

THE JOB IS FINISHED 🙌

The Auburn Tigers are NCAA Champions!

#WarEagle | #AuburnBeingAuburn

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@jsapp12 @spann Great post junior. Thanks for sharing.

[Auburn Tigers @AuburnTigers]

𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁.
July 2025.

#WarEagle

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@GWSmith94 All my coworkers (sheep) want to go outside. They’re saying I’m the crazy one when I try to explain what’s really happening. I can’t save them if they won’t save themselves

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@dillyjung Just hold on buddy. We’re going to find this $18k for you somehow. I’m already running the numbers on how many bake sales it will take.

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

No

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Would You Pay $18,000 To Go To A Three-Day "Alpha Male Boot Camp"? https://t.co/IzUxFIbity

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@GWSmith94 He started rolling coal when he was headed toward the pillar. Accelerating?

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@GWSmith94 @dillyjung They’re just trying to get your eyes off P Diddy and it’s working. Don’t fall for it

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@GWSmith94

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Morning Daylight reveals the aftermath of the mass casualty event of the Scott Key Bridge collapse

📌#Baltimore | #Maryland

Watch As morning daylight approaches, it reveals the devastating aftermath of an early morning incident after a large cargo ship from Singapore crashed into the Scott Key Bridge, triggering a mass casualty event as the entire bridge complex collapsed. At least seven vehicles, including one tractor-trailer-sized vehicle, have plunged into the water. Two people have been rescued, while seven remain missing. However, officials are uncertain about this figure. Sonar has detected multiple vehicles in the water, with officials stating there was absolutely no indication of an intentional act. Search and rescue efforts are expected to take hours or days to weeks

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@GWSmith94 @dillyjung This is what I thought. Just needed a credible source like andrew tate to confirm.

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

This ship was cyber-attacked.

Lights go off and it deliberately steers towards the bridge supports.

Foreign agents of the USA attack digital infrastructures.

Nothing is safe.

Black Swan event imminent.

[Jonathan Johnson @JJ_023]

@dillyjung @GWSmith94 The accidental part seems crazy. I feel like if I was the captain, the only thought going through my head is, “don’t hit the bridge.”